Bitch he flipped me over and started licking the tip of my asscrack I instantly started to shout out

After a couple minutes of ass eating it was my turn to return the favor... and bitch this is when it gets funky......

I proceed to pull down his pants..... bitch tell me why this grown fine ass man had a damn COOCHIE???????? Bitch when I tell you I was takin tf back and confused and scared all at the same time!!! Literally inside I was like

So I was like “uh????? Where da meat at?” He said sorry I didn’t tell you I was a FTM I didn’t expect to hookup with you... but we did & here we are. I was like coo no biggie I licked coochie before so I wasn’t mad but y’all know what this JIGABOO did that PISSED ME OFF????

This ho suggested that I was gonna top tonight because HE was a bottom????????????? Bitch!!!! I was so angry!!! Bitch why wasting my damn time??? Nobody wanna lick it and stick it on your ass I wanted the licking and sticking to be done to me ho!! THIS AINT NO GAME

Bitch when I tell you I was mortified that he would even suggest something like that... i pulled my pants up and called my damn Uber and blocked that ho. I came home like an hour ago and I’m still confused as to what just happened??????

Moral of the story: communication before sex is key even it’s between you and a hookup cuz you might pull a nigga pants down and expect to see some schlong zick & you get a big fat punani instead