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OMG!!! Y’all I just got home from the craziest night ever. Tell me why I went out w/ someone I met on Tinder for a date/hookup! And bitch.... I still don’t know how to feel????

I’m gonna delete this thread I just gotta get this off my chest right now

So... I matched w/ this guy on Tinder... he was cute & sweet we’ve been talking for about 2 weeks & he asked to link up for drinks. A bitch was bored @ home on a Saturday night & wanted to go out so I said “Sure why not?!” It’s been a minute since I been out & a bitch felt cute

We went out to this bar near Culver City... we both walked up to each other and bitch when I tell y’all this man was FOINE!!!! So handsome so I knew by the end of the night I was succin’ the skin off da dick. Ok!!!

After 2 hours of talking and a couple Hennessy sidecar’s later I was determined to go back to his place to prepare to give him that gawk gawk handtwist 3000 ok!!!! I WAS READY!!!

So boom.... the tab came he said “So what you trynna do???” I said shit I’m down with whatever. So we left. Got in his car and we went to his place. Bitch it’s been a minute since I had some action so i was nervous/excited. Finally I was gonna get these cheeks clapped

We made it to his apartment in DTLA... after another drink and a couple minutes of conversation.. we started to kiss(he had some perfect lips btw) kissing turned into touching.. a bitch was getting all hot and bothered & I said “let’s take this to another level”

Bitch he flipped me over and started licking the tip of my asscrack I instantly started to shout out

After a couple minutes of ass eating it was my turn to return the favor... and bitch this is when it gets funky......

I proceed to pull down his pants..... bitch tell me why this grown fine ass man had a damn COOCHIE???????? Bitch when I tell you I was takin tf back and confused and scared all at the same time!!! Literally inside I was like

So I was like “uh????? Where da meat at?” He said sorry I didn’t tell you I was a FTM I didn’t expect to hookup with you... but we did & here we are. I was like coo no biggie I licked coochie before so I wasn’t mad but y’all know what this JIGABOO did that PISSED ME OFF????

This ho suggested that I was gonna top tonight because HE was a bottom????????????? Bitch!!!! I was so angry!!! Bitch why wasting my damn time??? Nobody wanna lick it and stick it on your ass I wanted the licking and sticking to be done to me ho!! THIS AINT NO GAME

Bitch when I tell you I was mortified that he would even suggest something like that... i pulled my pants up and called my damn Uber and blocked that ho. I came home like an hour ago and I’m still confused as to what just happened??????

Moral of the story: communication before sex is key even it’s between you and a hookup cuz you might pull a nigga pants down and expect to see some schlong zick & you get a big fat punani instead