"Why won't you debate my IDEAS?"
"Because they're bad ideas."
"Ideas should be allowed to succeed or fail in open debate."
"They are. We heard your ideas. We think they're bad. Your bad idea failed."
"Well I meant my ideas should be allowed to succeed."
"You need to hear my ideas again."
"We've heard them so many times already."
"Maybe if I use an accent."
"No."
"A funny voice?"
"No."
"I'll whisper my ideas."
"Please."
"Let me write them in code."
"Stop."
"I'll send you my newsletter."
"I'm just so tired."
"You're silencing me."
"You won't even TRY my ideas."
"We're trying them literally right now, against the will of the majority. The results have been an absolute disaster across a wide spectrum of measurable vectors."
"I meant you won't try to pretend the results are good."
"Oh goddamit man."
"You won't hear THIS idea in mainstream media."
"The mainstream media elites don't want you to hear THIS idea."
"You'll never hear this idea talked about in mainstream media, now why is that?"
"The mainstream media will do ANYTHING, I mean ANYTHING, to keep you from hearing this idea."
"Here's s an idea you never hear powerful politicians talking about. You literally can't talk about this idea."
"Now this is an idea you just never heard talked about in the halls of power."
"It's an idea we just can't ever talk about, nobody ever talks about this idea. You can't say it. You just can't. You never hear it."
"WHY IS THIS IDEA I READ ABOUT IN THE WASHINGTON POST THIS MORNING BEING SQUELCHED EVERYWHERE IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA? WHO GAVE ME DIABETES? WHY DO MY CHILDREN HATE ME? WHY ARE MOOSE SO DIFFICULT TO TRAIN TO WEAR A SADDLE? WHY DO I SMELL LIKE BEEF JERKY? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK."
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