Thread by @btsburp, stealing ( borrowing ) 101 1 . bring a cup with a [...]

stealing ( borrowing

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1 . bring a cup with a lid ( wear a big sweater too ) and if u see something small that u like and wanna steal, look at the cup all weird and open the lid, have the thing in hand that u wanna steal and bring the cup to ur mouth like ur trynna get all ice out

get the little thing in ur sleeve ( u could stop here and just keep it in ur sleeve but if u move the wrong way someone might see the outline of the thing ur stealing in the sleeve and tell on u ) and u gotta be real slick and slip the thing in the cup while is still up

once u got the thing in there, put the lid back on the cup and boom

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2 . do the exact same things as number 1 but instead of bringing the cup to ur mouth pretend to dig in the cup for ice and have ur small stolen thing in ur sleeve, once u have ur hand it slip the stolen thing in ur cup and put the lid on and boom stolen

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3 . bring a grocery bag ( if u have one of those reusuable ones that u have to pay for them thats even better

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( this is only if ur stealing from walmart or target, dont bring a grocery bag to a mall or somewhere big cuz ur gonna look weird and suspicious obviously

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have the grocery bag with u and slip some stuff u want in there,, go to self checkout and put ur bag on bagging area,, u have to buy at least one thing

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz"> and pretend ur scanning other stuff so u get a receipt and make sure nothing has alarm tags so the exit alarms dont go off

but if they do off, in most situations no one will care cuz stuff like that happens all the time and u can just go

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4 . this one is kinda dumb and ive only used it once at target,, get a pair of cheap shoes that come in a box and take the shoes out of the box and find stuff u wanna

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">, put it in the box and dont move it around so it doesnt make noise and seem like theres stuff in there

make sure the stuff u

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> doesnt tags or alarm tags and go to self checkout and scan the box or the shoes or however it works and buy the shoes,, dont bag it if u dont need to cuz that just makes a lot of noise and then leave the store

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5 . this one only works if ur going to somewhere with produce

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen"> go to the produce section and take a few stickers,, get the things u wanna

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> and put the stickers on the underside of the item so its not visible to ppl looking at u

one u have all ur stuff with the stickers on the them and all the real tags and alarm tags r off go to self checkout and scan the sticker and oh wow

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6 . this is only for like earrings or something small like that,, grab two and have one behind the other, slip the one in the back in ur sleeve and boom

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7 . this isnt really a way to steal but to make sure that u dont have any tags or alarm tags on ur borrowed items

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and if theyre really stubborn abt it and u have no other choice, say u have to take the FATTEST shit ever and that ur gonna poop right on the floor if they dont let u go,, make sure u tell really graphic details abt how much i need to shit cuz that will make them uncomfortable

and theyll let u go

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> if worst comes to worst and they follow u into the bathroom then go into one of the stalls with ur buttcheeks clenched so it looks like u need to poop really bad and make loud fart noises and leave ur stolen stuff in toilet paper compartment on the inside

so its not that visible to anybody who goes into the stall and leave

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz"> i dont want u getting arrested so if u have to leave it there then just leave it

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8 . this one is for small items too,, get something in ur sleeve and bend down so u look like ur trying to get something off the floor or ur checking ur shoe and slip the little thing in ur shoe

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9 . wear a backpack so u look like ur coming from school and for this one u have to get a distraction cuz ur gonna look hella suspicious if u keep opening and closing ur bag for no reason so secretly put something in someones bag

( preferably a white woman cuz they actually care abt those alarms )

or get ur friend to pretend they got really badly injured and be right by the thing u wanna steal once everybody& #39;s attention is dragged away to the alarm or ur friend whos pretending to be in pain, open ur bag and get the thing u want in there, make sure its not too big cuz

then itll look to suspicious that ur bag changed sizes so fast, make sure there r no tags and leave

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10 . this is the last one and it isnt really a tip but ALWAYS check for cameras, ( dont look too hard and cover ur face ) ur might get caught later on if they notice stuff missing and check cameras if u dont cover ur face

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fuck capitalism, all billionaires r pedos and arson shouldnt be a crime

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