hey grace whats goin on, tyler beede with the san francisco giants here. i just had one super important thing to tell you, um i know it’s near and dear to kyle’s heart, um so he wanted me to just let you know that peeling apples is cowardly

kyle! you know who it is. seems like im the middle man of this argument or this trash talking session (which i love, hopefully i can continue to be in the middle of this) now. im a little concerned. the peeling apples thing... you know, i understood it, ive been there

ive also been on your side of things but biting lemons whole...? even with the peel? i— i dont know, maybe i should try it, but that seems a little bit suspect. AND. not to mention, the cereal with water instead of milk? now look, ima— im lactose intolerant. i dont like milk

but ALMOND MILK! that works. water???? i dont know if thats something i can back. so, i think im with grace on this one. grace - 1, kyle - 1, looks like it’s a tie right now

andy, i appreciate your um inclusion here on the updates, i love just keeping up to date on sam and kyle’s disgusting habits (shudder) ugh my eyes have been rolled enough today for them, but MAYONAISE? anything mayonaise to me is gross, i mean, look when i was younger i threw

mayonaise on my sandwiches, but aUgh as i get older, mayonaise just seems more and more disgusting to me, let alone having it with cereal. but look, i am, uh, a man of the people. if it floats your boat, im cool with it. to each their own is one of my favorite sayings

so. to each their own. BUT. in my opinion? thats gross. an abomimation

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