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i’ve been hearing people are wondering about the easiest way they can become anorexic. follow this thread and i will guide you through this and help you develop an eating disorder! 
1. make sure to binge as much as you can!! surprisingly anorexic binge 30 times a day despite common belief! eat whatever you can! and make sure it is high calorie foods! for example; chocolate, bread, milk, etc!
2. exercise as little as possible! make sure you do not exercise! bring food to your bed and eat there all day long! if you have to pee, just drink your piss!! it is very effective and can help you lose weight very quickly!
3. even though people talk about fasting, it is actually a cultist lie! anorexics do not fast at all!! they eat constantly! if you fast, you will have metabolic damage!! this could lead to major weight gain, and you could die from heart failure!
4. go bald! as most anorexics lose hair, the only solution is to shave your head completely! it will be very effective and you will look very beautiful! if you are not hairless, you will look like an ape! so please remove all hair from your entire body!
5. drink more alcohol! it is scientifically proven that drinking alcohol consistently can improve weight loss!!! drink as much as you can to full activate your eating disorder!!
6. romanticization!! romanticize eating disorders as much as you can to trigger anorexia!! it is much like video games!! in fact, most anorexics go by levels! the high level you are, the more anorexic and skinny you will be!!
7. say you’re not hungry as often as possible! tell others that you do not want to eat! make sure it ends with you passing out and dying! that’s how you know you have an eating disorder!
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