Why Firmino is better than Ronaldo: a thread.
Firmino is Brazilian, Ronaldo is not and as we all know Brazil > any other country
Firmino has sick tattoos and Ronaldo only has abs and as we all know Tattoos > abs
Firmino has scored more goals than that bum
Firmino has brighter and better teeth
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