A thread where I rate monsters based on fuckabilty
Frankenstein‘s monster. Scared me more than anything as a child. Green skin is off putting but he’s iconic for a reason. Since he’s made of dead bodies he’s probably cold and wouldn’t be fun to cuddle.
2/10 gets points for being tall
Universal wolf man. Soft to cuddle with but only once a month, his human form is probably ugly
4/10. He might bite you while going down on you which would hurt but then you get to be a warewolf. Minus points for the smell and he’s kinda ugly
The bride of Frankenstein. A QUEEN!! She is the blueprint. 11/10
The universal invisible man: he’s just a guy you can’t see. 0/10 no different from fucking a normal except you can’t see him! And that’s the fun part about sex
The universal mummy: Definitely the worst smelling of the monsters so far. Also you would definitely get sand in uncomfortable places. 1/10. Points because he’s magic
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