Anybody who compares Harry Potter to Twilight has only watched the movies.

Harry Potter is a masterpiece of fantasy literature.

Period.
The HP plot is so well woven. The character development. The brilliance of the entire Wizarding universe.

I know a silly girl being in love with sparkling vampire and a big dog couldn’t possibly compare. No way.
Not to mention the weird pedo vibes of the dog imprinting on a baby or whatever.

Y’all tried it. Kmt.
Whe oonu did deh when we all needed that one memory or we we would leave the fate of our world to chance?
Where were you when Snape confronted Dumbledore at the Battle of the Astronomy Tower & our collective hearts broke, because we thought he was a murderous traitor? Whe oonu did deh?
Whe part oonu did deh when it became clear that love was the most powerful form of magic, and Snape made it known that after all this time, he would "always." love Lily?
Ooonu know the terror we felt when blood, flesh & bone combined and the Dark Lord rose again? Or when Bellatrix tortured Hermoine at Malfoy Manor?

Oonu rude & outta orda. Twilight could never.
Oonu did deh bout when Dumbledore buck The Dark Lord inna the atrium of the Ministry? Oonu did know bout one of the most epic duels in Wizarding history? When man a duel fi kill & still couldn’t take down Albus Percvial Wulferic Brian Dumbledore.

Y’all dead wrong.
Harry Potter is pure excellence. Wha oonu really know bout The Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare (S.P.E.W)?

Oonu know bout the great heist in Gringotts Bank? Oonu did deh deh when our heroes made a daring escape but it was completely "mad"?!? Bout Twilight. KMT.
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