I was otp with my immigrant haitian mother and she found out I was sexually active so here are some actual quotes from the convo we just had https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lĂ€chelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lĂ€chelndes Gesicht">
“they’re not going to want to be with you if you just give it away so easily”

who said I wanted to cuff them?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„Ž" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
“so they’re just using you? like they’re paying for you”

AHAHA GIRL I WISH at least that way if I’m disappointed then at least I got something out of it
“he’s talking about you and everything you do to his friends”

first of all same LMFAOOO
second of all it’s good publicity especially if his friends are cute too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„±" title="GĂ€hnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: GĂ€hnendes Gesicht">
“no one is going to want to marry you you once they found out you’ve been with other people”

I’d like to think that my s/o won’t be that insecure also my body count resets whenever I see fit LOL
my personal favorite “I can’t believe you’re just going to let me die without seeing you get married”
in conclusion I am a virgin who is saving herself https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ™…đŸŸâ€â™€ïž" title="Frau gestikuliert „Nicht OK“ (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „Nicht OK“ (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">idk how yall be out here having s*x but couldn’t be me!!!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗣" title="Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes" aria-label="Emoji: Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">I don’t want to even think about another đ“…đ‘’đ“ƒđ’Ÿđ“ˆ unless it’s my husband’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ș" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">
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