ok but what if Judas and jesus were dating and then peter was pining for jesus and he finds out judas is gonna betray jesus and hes like "bro he wants to kill you" and jesus just goes "I know. he left his phone on the bed the other day and I saw his whatsapp messages"

"what are you gonna do?" "nothing." "but jman why???" "hes my boyfriend I need to trust him" "dude youre God you can see the future you know hes gonna do it" "I gotta believe in us. in juju"
and Peter is just like I'd never treat the one I love like that and it's all sad and shit

this was just gonna be a single tweet about jealous pining Peter being angry at Judas but I guess I got distracted