We need to have a conversation about state flags because I found out that someone from DC ( @MissBeaE) didn’t realize that neighboring VA has the best state flag.

Virginia’s flag has a woman with a single titty out holding a spear standing on top of a dead king, with essentially “Death To Tyrants” written on it in latin. There is no better flag.

I grew up in the “DMV” area, of DC, Maryland and VA. All three places have amazing flags. I have the DC stars tattooed to me and the MD flag is fucking crazy looking. Neither hold a candle to a spear wielding anarchist.

Those are the three best flags. Arizona and Colorado have the next two best flags. New Mexico and Tennessee have cool logos but they aren’t much of a flag. South Carolina is kinda cool too.

Arkansas almost has a cool flag but it just has the word Arkansas in the middle of it which fucks everything up. Every flag with the state name on it in huge letters sucks. Yes I am looking at you “California Republic” if that is your real name.

Hawaii has the worst flag. I am all for your sovereignty if you want it, but get that fucking Union Jack shit out of here. You are are Mississippi without the racism.

Ohio can fuck itself too. Oh you think you are too good for a rectangle? The only thing Ohio is too good for is Cincinnati which should be Kentucky.

Oh and Texas? Your flag is fine. We don’t need to see that shit everywhere. Your flag is not a replacement personality.

End of flag thread. Fight me.