I will be posting a series of tweets accurately depicting all of my phases ~chronologically~

I’m gonna start out with a classic:

“zebra glasses”
7/10

-thrifty
-colorful
-clearly shows self confidence

Next up:

“Youtuber wannabe”

6/10
-I don’t really have a lot to say here
-seventeen magazine
-moderate amount of effort
-colorful layers

Okay I’m really exposing myself with this one:

“Tumblr Pt.1”

2/10
-really weird
-cringey
-colorful
-uncohesive
-unoriginal

This one kinda blended with Pt.1 but had more of a grungey spin:

“Tumblr Pt.2”

5/10
-we did alright
- lots of self timers and filters
-my hair was 22/7 braided
-this phase was mostly posted to my tumblr and then never work IRL

This one was very short lived:

“Indie I guess?”

7/10
-cute and harmless
-wasn’t really my personality
-that flower crown cut and bruised my forehead

This one is iconic. If you knew me at all in high school you knew about this one:

“It’s not a phase”

10/10
-Character defining
-really broadened my music taste
-my mom was v concerned
-exclusively wore black/white/jean with maybe a flannel

Once I started to have a social life I realized I should try and blend more:

“The basic southern bitch”

1/10
-unoriginal
-I really didnt like dressing like this at the time
-honestly was drunk through most of this so it didn’t really matter

This is another one I’m not really proud of but all my 2016 college freshman understand:

“Choker szn”

4/10
-major why
-I really have nothing to say here

Back to the basics:

“Basic bitch:college edition”

10/10
-Honestly I just finally had a job and wasn’t depressed anymore sooo
-stylish
-fun
-comfy/cute

I think I’m still pretty basic but as the culture changes so do the basic bitches:

“Basic but make it tiktok”

100/10
-talented
-brilliant
-incredible
-amazing
-show stopping
-spectacular
-never the same
-totally unique
-never been done before