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SHITPOST OF MINECRAFT FNAF SERIES BC I'M GOING FERAL THREAD vvv
HELP NEW CHARACTERS EL CHIP AND HE:PYFHJBFE
"uh- okay daddy! i mean papi!"
EL CHIOP HAS A SHIT SPANISH ACCENT I HATE IT HERE>
"senor- aH iS yOUr BLoOD sUGaR gOiNG lOW aH sUGaR SUGaR-"
"HAVE YOU BEEN EATING POOP?? IT SMELLS SO BAD!"
"HAVE YOU BEEN EATING POOP?? IT SMELLS SO BAD!"
"FOXY'S HAVING A BABY!"
"I DON'T KNOW MAYBE YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH - FOXY'S GIVING BIRTH!!"
"I DON'T KNOW MAYBE YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH - FOXY'S GIVING BIRTH!!"
"You have anything to say to me, Baby Freddy, before I leave?"
"Hmm COnGRATuLATionS on your baby! Whooo's the father?"
. . .
"I'm gonna just-"
"You just ordered a lot of steaks, right?"
??? CHAOS ???
"Hmm COnGRATuLATionS on your baby! Whooo's the father?"
. . .
"I'm gonna just-"
"You just ordered a lot of steaks, right?"
??? CHAOS ???
why was Baby Freddy tryna find out if ?? they was gon have ??
PLOT ARMOR FJHEBNMFHJBE nBSJITJORW
PLOT ARMOR FJHEBNMFHJBE nBSJITJORW
BONNIE????
"beware the gift outside your room."
BONNIE????
BONNIE????
"wooosh! and i disappear . . . into the d- . . the da- the darkness!"
FJFE
FJFE
Plot Driven Episode?
"NOOOOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I SHOUDL'VE LISTENED TO BONNIE. I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO BONNIE."
WHAJHGWJT HAT?!?!?!?
"I'm very serious!"
"AAAH!"
"NOOOOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I SHOUDL'VE LISTENED TO BONNIE. I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO BONNIE."
WHAJHGWJT HAT?!?!?!?
"I'm very serious!"
"AAAH!"
PENNYWSIE?? PENNYWISE I SHERE??? WH WHAIS HAPPENIG
"GEORGIE??"
PENNYWSIE!?!?!
"GEORGIE??"
PENNYWSIE!?!?!
NOT CANDY CADET,,
"HELLO MASTER FOXY"
NOPE.
"HELLO MASTER FOXY"
NOPE.
THE NIGHT GUARD FELL IN THROUGH THE CEILING GOODBYE
PET??? PETS!?!?!?!
"you never hung up." lolbit does not care about plot logic.
"FREEZE! HALT! FBI."
"okay."
"I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU - TOP SECRET!"
WHAT IS HAPPENIGN
"okay."
"I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU - TOP SECRET!"
WHAT IS HAPPENIGN
"The secret message . . . is this is a plot driven episode."
[angry sighing and exhaling]
[angry sighing and exhaling]
"Foxy, i have a confession . . ."
"WILL YOU . . . MARRY ME?"
"I'm already getting married to Lolbit we had this conversation like 10 minutes ago."
"Ooh, so close . . ."
"WILL YOU . . . MARRY ME?"
"I'm already getting married to Lolbit we had this conversation like 10 minutes ago."
"Ooh, so close . . ."
PENNWSUHFEJ PENNYWISE PLEASE
"lolbit's actually gonna be my mommy!"
goodbye-
goodbye-
THE LASAGNA IS IN THE OVEN! !!!
FOXY FOXY FOXITIN??? WHJAT???
LOLBIT . . . JUST LOLBIT
"SHE'S LIKE CHER . . . OR MADONNA." GOODBYE.
LOLBIT . . . JUST LOLBIT
"SHE'S LIKE CHER . . . OR MADONNA." GOODBYE.
"WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WRITE VOWS??"
GOODBYE.
GOODBYE.
"LOLBIT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE AMAZING AND AWESOME."
"UH- LIKEWISE. THERE YOU GO."
"WHEN I FOUND YOU IN THE HOLE THAT ONE TIME-"
"OH. THERE'S MORE."
"UH- LIKEWISE. THERE YOU GO."
"WHEN I FOUND YOU IN THE HOLE THAT ONE TIME-"
"OH. THERE'S MORE."
LOLBIT JUST SAID LIKEWISE FOR HER VOWS
NGL I KIN <3
NGL I KIN <3
PURPLE GIRL??? ENNARD ??? WHO ??? OMG THE WEDDING GOT CRASHED WTF !!!
WOAH HE PRETENDED TO DIE THEY GON GET DESTROED
HELP MEEEE BALLOON BOY JUST CHUCKLED AND WENT
"I'M IN DANGER." I HATE IT HERE
"I'M IN DANGER." I HATE IT HERE
EXPLOSIVES???
OH FUCK EXPLOSIVES
THE MUSIC KICKED IN WAY TOO LATE WHAT??
THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST EXPLODING HUH??
OH
IT'S IOVER
OH
IT'S IOVER
@Mymo_onn END OF WEDDING EPISODE
