Thread by @IssaB0ss, Live Story Time? Yes? No? Well....imma tweet it anyways Part1: I [...]

Live Story Time? Yes? No? Well....imma tweet it anyways

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> Part1: I met this guy at the gas station today, we made small talk. He asked me how I pump gas with no hands, I showed him (I’m mad fucking nice) then, he asked for my number. I was gon say no but, this guy who was so

Part 2: fucking fine and delicious and looked like his dick was made out of gold and can seriously hurt me(in a good way) injected himself in the conversation and was like “ma, give the guy your numba” but damn daddy I’m ready to drop my draws for you

Part 3: His wife jumps out the car and was like “baby, give it to him” she was GORGEOUS. All the fine guys are taken and I hate life

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Part 4: Well, I give him my number. I drive away and he calls. Bruh, text me. I didn’t answer but, I’m bored now

Part 5: So I text him “whatcha doing” he instantly replies let’s go out tonight.

Part 6: Our date is at 10pm.....imma have him pay for my babysitter and get to-go bags for my kids

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> a lil joke for my old old followers

Part 7: yeah, imma be a tad bit late cause, I really want to see this other guy once I’m done here

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This guy sent me pic of him getting ready and he is not easy on the eyes. It’s charity at this point

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Part 8: he’s late

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Part 9: soooooooo let me start running up this tab

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht"> let’s see how many I can down before, his GRAND FUCKING ENTRANCE (because that’s probably why he’s late) he wants music playing when he arrives. Dassit! He’s a diva! My mind is made up. I hate him. This isn’t gon work

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Part 9: soooooooo let me start running up this tab https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht"> let’s see how many I can down before, his GRAND FUCKING ENTRANCE (because that’s probably why he’s late) he wants music playing when he arrives. Dassit! He’s a diva! My mind is made up. I hate him. This isn’t gon work https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">" title="Part 9: soooooooo let me start running up this tab https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht"> let’s see how many I can down before, his GRAND FUCKING ENTRANCE (because that’s probably why he’s late) he wants music playing when he arrives. Dassit! He’s a diva! My mind is made up. I hate him. This isn’t gon work https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I’m deadass about to leave

Part 11: I was so busy drinking I ain’t even realize, I waited FORTY TWO MINUTES. Listen, Brian with his buddies across from me, asked to buy me a drink. I politely said “no, Thank you” but he IS CUTE. Wait, until FUCK FACE comes

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Part 11: I was so busy drinking I ain’t even realize, I waited FORTY TWO MINUTES. Listen, Brian with his buddies across from me, asked to buy me a drink. I politely said “no, Thank you” but he IS CUTE. Wait, until FUCK FACE comes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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Part 12: ugly men! I have moneeeeeeyyyyyy.........

Okay. So, Dude was late but hes a very interesting man. He has a place by the water, he just bought. A penthouse in Miami. He already cashapp me money, so I can take Monday off

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I just wrapped up my date. 1. He was late because hes not familiar with the area. 2. I had an amazing time. 3. The attraction is just not there for me.

Dude, whipped out pics of him and Ivanka Trump. Lots of em. That’s a huge turn off for me, I’m not impressed.

Imma see him again, tomorrow at 10am at his place for coffee. Imma tear his house apart looking for Blue’s Clues

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> sooo, let’s pick up@this thread tomorrow

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