I WANNA BE THROWN IN TWITTER JAIL
I WANT SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!đŸ˜€đŸ˜€đŸ˜€đŸ˜€
01:46
okay so I decided imma try throw myself in twitter jail
01:47
imma just say some random shit
this for the guys
you ever hard and then you forget, then you roll over to lay on your stomach and then crush your dick... CUZ THAT SHIT HURTED!
like I thought my dick woulve broke or something.. but it's okay, it's fine😃... I think
01:49
drowning looks peaceful still. hmmmmmmm
01:52
you ever be hard in school, and you be putting your hands in your pockets and pusshing them forward just to hide it... cuz yeah
AND IT ALWAYS COMES AT THE WORST TIME!
01:55
I'm now wondering is anyone even gonna read this shii
cuz this is just nonsense cuz I'm bored
01:56
... if you are reading them... I'm sorry
01:56
how does lactose intolerance work...
like how do lactose intolerance women produce milk... like do they???
does it give them an allergic reaction???
I'm genuinely curious
01:59
what happens when you die... like I feel like it feels Amazing, like you just came 100x at once... that relief... ooof I wanna feel that.
02:04
don't lie
-never
-3 years ago (for 3 hours😭💀)
-no
-dont drink
-0
-H
-M
-no
-trinity
-yes/kinda
-no
-idk u well so no, sorry
02:08
anyone else get high/drunk off just being outside at night or with friends??

or is that just me
02:11
when you like your online friends more than your irl friends because you don't have to filter yourself cuz of social anxiety... yay
02:18
can I break a world record by making this thread long long...
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