Morbid ass thread

If you had to lose one sense which would it be?
Which one of your friends' significant others would you take if given the chance?
Given the choice between sex with your cousin and sex with a bum...
Speaking of cousins...which one's funeral would you not go to in exchange for tickets to your favourite artists concert?
Sports fans: which team would you be okay with crashing in a plane?
If you somehow had to have one STI, which would you pick?
Mom or dad?
If you could see how your decisions, as inadvertent as they may be, caused people's deaths, would you watch that like a movie?
Pick a toe.
You just lost that toe.
You just lost that toe.
Would you push a button and one random world leader drops dead, while you get $500,000 USD?
If you had to choose between losing all your teeth or losing all your hair...which?
Could you get used to all water you drink tasting like oil?
This one should be easy for people who don't get phonecalls but: if your phone could only have one ring tone, no silent or vibrate only and it had to be between those loud sex noises or the loudest fart you ever heard...
Which?

If you had to pick between never cumming again or always feeling like you need to shit...
If you had to erase one country from existence and all its people(population of 50k+) which would it be?