#FENTOOZLERFRIDAY ROUND 2!

THE CHIX - GASLIGHTER
FENTOOZLER FRIDAY PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST THIS WEEK. YA LOVE TO SEE IT.
WERE THE CHIX THE FIRST BAND DO GET CANCELED BECAUSE OF THEIR "CONTROVERSIAL" POLICIAL VIEWS? DID THE REPUBLICANS INVENT CANCEL CULTURE?
I KIND OF ASSUMED THIS ALBUM WAS GONNA BE COUNTRY BUT WOKE IF SUCH A THING EXISTS BUT IDK THIS IS JUST SOUNDS LIKE A NPR TINY DESK CONCERT I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON
THESE CHIX ARE SAD BUT IDK WHAT THEY'RE SAD ABOUT BECAUSE I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO LYRICS. MAYBE RACISM? APPARENTLY THEY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT THIS YEAR
IM ONLY LISTENING TO THIS SO ME AND MY MOM HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT OTHER THAN HER UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF ME
I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SURPRISED DIDNT MEET A SIMILAR FATE AS LADY A DID WHEN CHANGING THEIR RACIST NAME WHERE THE CHICKS WERE ALREADY A BAND OF WHITE DUDES ON B*RGER RECORDS
IDK SOME OF THESE SONGS PROBABLY GO HARD IN THE SUBARU
THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE THIS BAND WERE SO BUMMED WHEN AMY KLOBUCHAR REMOVED WITHDREW HERSELF FROM THE RUNNING TO BE BIDENS VP LOL
IDK IF THE CHIX INVENTED THE SUBGENRE OF COUNTRY I LIKE TO CALL "EX GF'S COMMITTING FELONIES COUNTRY" BUT THEY CERTAINLY PERFECTED.
SADLY THEY SEEMED TO HAVE LEFT THAT ASPECT OF THEIR MUSIV BEHIND
BUT DID EARL REALLY HAVE TO DIE THO
WHITE PEOPLE IN THE 90S REALLY LOVED TO WRITE SONGS ABOUT MURDERING THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS.
THERE ARE SOME SONGS THAT ARE LIKE SOOOOO CLOSE TO BEING GOOD BUT I REALLY CANT GET INTO THESE CHIX.
I AINT MAD AT THESE CHIX EITHER. ITS LIKE EXTREMELY WHATEVER LOL
AM I DOING FEMINISM IF I SAY I LIKE THIS ALBUM
THE LAST FOUR SONGS ON THIS ALBUM ALL FEEL LIKE THEY COULD BE THE FINAL SONG ON THE ALBUM BUT THE ALBUM JUST REFUSES TO END AND ITS PRETTY ANNOYING AND IM STARTING TO RETHINK MY STANCE ON A LOT OF WOMEN'S ISSUES, SPECIFICALLY THE RIGHT TO VOTE.
THAT LAST JOKE SEEMS LIKE A TOTALLY NORMAL PLACE TO END THIS THREAD. REALLY FUN WEEK THIS WEEK DESPITE NOT BEING BLOWN AWAY BY THE MUSIC ITSELF BUT OVERALL I ENJOYED THIS SATURDAY EDITION OF #FENTOOZLERFRIDAY AND HOPE YOU DID TOO. MAYBE WE'LL DO THIS AGAIN NEXT WEEK???
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