Watching Moesha

Frank had Moesha running the whole house at 12.

10 mins in and Kim was destined for a spin-off.

Sheryl Lee Ralph a whole beauty queen

You can’t trust a dude named Ohagi, Moesha

RIP Merlin Santana.

And Yvette Wilson, and Lamont Bentley, and Ricky Harris, and Bernie Mac. Sheesh.

This the cheerleading episode when Kim Fry Moesha...lol

Moesha really let this man Hakeem rock her daddy BRAND NEW unworn Armani suit to a job interview. No wonder she stayed on punishment.

First Bernie Mac sighting!

They try to frame it like Frank’s character went left with the illegitimate child arc. He was a wack father from the gate tho.

That’s OG BobbY Johnson son!!!

Deuce!

They snuck Ray. j in as another character on this joint! Lol.

They got a scene where Ray J call Brandy, “my sister” and she say, “who you calling sister? Because my daddy ain’t never tell me about you.” Which is doubly ironic because Ray J later becomes her illigiimate brother on her show

At this time, I’m sure it was only meant to be funny because they’re brother and sister in real life

Frank really was reprimanding his wife for teaching Miles basic survival skills like laundry, and cooking for himself...lol

Also, I’m far off from that season, but didn’t Miles start smoking the reefers?

Miles making Veal Piccata at like 9 years old and his daddy hatin’ smh.

Moesha and Kim were baggin all the fellas.

They playing Kim all the way to the left with all the fat jokes tho.

Not stopping her from baggin em tho.

Moesha turned down a free car from her dad for a clunker. Spoilt.

But then again, Frank is absolutely the kind of dad that would’ve lorded it over her and used it to control so maybe she knew.

Jamie Foxx sighting!!!

Mo got Dee some tube socks for Mother’s Day. She wild.

How Frank was able to bag Dee without absolutely no lineup is beyond me.

Dee was out here reading Kahlil Griban. Frank was out here reading Think Like a Man

You know something I’ve noticed? Despite Hakeem not being attracted to Kim, he’s not the one getting the excessive fat jokes off (unless I missed them). It’s Moesha. Hakeem seems to just not bang with how thirsty Kim is.

He even checked Mo on that cheerleading episode when she was hatin in Kim.

Frank put a shock bracelet on his wife for snoring. He DONT DESERVE DEE.

KOBE!!!!!!

Brandy was callin in FAVORS for these guest stars.

Frank boys ain't swimming. Whole time he probably had a vasectomy so he wouldn't have any more ILLEGITIMATE BABIES!!!!

I'm keeping my foot on Frank neck all six seasons. He my least favorite character.

Did I not date enough as a teenager? They doing hella dating on here.

This show has aged incredibly well. Considering the age we’re in.

Moesha n them at the open mic and not respecting the mic enough for me.

Dee ovulating and came downstairs lookin' like she been on a low simmer for an hour. And Frank brought company home unannounced... DUMP HIM, DEE.

Another ironic moment. Bernie Mac at the door with the delivery woman, and she's being played by Kellita Smith (His wife Wanda from the Bernie Mac show)

Bernie Mac aint missed in a single scene.

Sanaa Lathan and Nia Long

Plus 112, Lisa Leslie, WC, and a bunch more.

Also, they done had Laura Winslow, Eddie Winslow, Harriet Winslow, Waldo, 3J ALL guest starring

Frank really played Q like he was selling drugs, and robbin’ folk. He was on the basketball team, in school, had a job cutting hair, pops owned a few businesses and property, and was putting on rap shows on the side.

Ja'Net DuBois sighting. RIP.

Ja'Net DuBois’ character started her manuscript during the Harlem Renaissance and was still working on it up until 1996. I can relate...lol

Clifton Powell her grandson. This the least diabolical role he’s ever had.

Miles FINALLY got a scene outside of the house...lol

Dee not only the breadwinner, but also handles the finances, and Frank still tryna check her on the money...smh.

Frank just committed mail fraud by opening Miles’s check. He then recommended to steal the boy’s money without him knowing.

Frank really trying to have Dee get audited by the district for academic fraud (she cut three of the kids for low GPAs) all because he sponsor the team and is selling Saturns from their success. DIVORCE HIM, Dee!!!!

Frank a Kappa. Figures.

And his Frat is professor Oglevee

That 5 ft 2 Jump out of Q every time he speak.

Just ornery...lol

Moesha hadn’t been broken up with Q for more than 3 hours and she already was booking another date. If on to the next one was a person.

Frank haircut so mf aggravating.

Dru Hill

My man Hall Williams from 227!

Frank daddy got that same wackass squaretop

This might be my favorite episode because Frank daddy son’n em lol

Mo tried to invite Q to the bbq as a “friend” been there before...lol

Melissa De Sousa

Hakeem once again being an unproblematic king and helping Mo mourn her mother and process her grief. Frank could never and clearly has never.

And Dee been catching HELL because of its.

I almost forgot Usher was one of Mo’s joints.

Before I’m his recurring role, Ray J appeared on this show a lot more than I remembered

Frank sitting right across from his illegitimate son Ray J and and faking like he don’t know it’s him. Trash.

Maia Campbell sighting. Pray she’s doing well.

Oh no!!! Free Andell!!!

Beyonce step daddy sighting

There’s an elephant in the room that we need to address. Q’s father should’ve beat the breaks off Frank a whole season ago.

Beyoncé step daddy tryna gentrify Leimert. Get em outta here!

Moesha hate her daddy so much she chose to work her retail job on a weekend (she wasn’t schedule) over going to Disneyland with him. Lol

Moesha on punishment but she still got two friends over in her room. Lol

Hakeem putting colon cleanser in the smoothies...lol

Frank wild out on Moesha for wearing a shirt that showed a centimeter if her skin. He so weak, bruh.

The sitcom bylaws state that once a parent angrily says some variation of, “so long as you live under my roof, you’ll follow my rules” the kid in the situation has to declare that they’re moving out.

Bernie Mac funny AF

Kim said her Momma think Moesha a bad influence (she is). Monique knew...lol

Now Ray J is playing actual Ray J.

Miles let that chopper sing during therapy

Octavia Spencer

Moesha thought she was gon’ get valedictorian when she got like 3 Cs that one semester

If Loretta Devine would’ve actually been on the Parkers.

They really wrote Professor Oglevee in the script as a heartthrob and if he ain’t THE corniest.

I don’t know how I have never seen this Parkers episode of Moesha but it is the cutest shit ever.

Now they know no man who look like Shemar Moore would be named Earl...lol

Andell had the juice lowkey.

Bruh. We really lost a gem with Bernie Mac.

Mitchell men taking all kinds of Ls this episode

Dee extra fine. And Frank head shaped like how robocop’s was when he took that helmet off.

Frank look like a lotionless Jermaine Jackson and be playing like he even remotely in Dee’s league

Also, ain’t no universe where Bernie taking Shemar Moore’s woman. I mean humor gets you far, but not THAT far.

Mo handled the whole “all my ex’s are at the same party” situation far better than Bill Bellamy.

Q’s Pelle gotta at least weigh 40 pounds.

Might don’t make it past season 5. Might skip to the bomb they drop

Mo really got swindled into writing dude’s Paper. lol.

Vince Carter cameo

You can’t blame Dorian for Miles being dumb enough to try to buy liquor at age 12.

Moesha clowned the mall cop and whole time she was the one who shoplifted:..lol

Frank on his T.I. steez after finding out Moesha is on birth control. Moesha in college btw.

He spazzed on Dee about it too. And as always, Dee is way out of his league yet somehow still humoring him.

Can’t wait til Dee leaves for Jamaica.

Frank going through old photo albums reminiscing on Mo’s childhood. He really mourning...lol

I keep saying, season 5 of Moesha seems so meh. Reason why? Kim left for the spinoff. She was SORELY missed.

Dorian reallly giving his momma all this grief about not wanting him and getting on with her life. Bro, she ain’t even your moms. She took you in the help Frank cover his adulterous tracks. She deserve a break!

Moesha had a dream about Hakeem being her Brova with a v.

Aunt Hattie here, she finna ruin the whole family!!!

Frank ain’t shit party started!!!!

Frank was gon take that to the grave.

Not gon’ hold you. Ain’t no way in hell Aunt Hattie could’ve stayed in my house after she dropped that bombshell. Don’t matter what side of that indescetion you on.

Dee out of pocket telling Dorian, “you think it’s all about you?” Damn right he do! Lol. Whole family lied to him. He a break baby and got a Uncle daddy.

Although Dee does have a right to be mad. She just can’t minimize Dorian’s situation tho.

Dee finally giving Frank the cold shoulder he BEEN deserved.

Frank and his bitchass flattop.

Dorian dressed like Turk

Frank: “i’d still like to go for that walk, Dee”

Dee: “we’ll have fun, Frank”

Me:

Dorian was leveraging that family guilt. Was running that bill up!

Dee could’ve just married an actual Jamaican man for all the stress Frank putting her through.

Leave him, Dee!

Spank that Thang the Moesha version of WAP

Frank said the song was disrespectful to all the women in the room. It’s Frank. Frank the song

Dee should’ve gave Frank a shapeup in his sleep.

He would’ve woke up distraught lol

Frank was on his self-righteous high horse for 5 seasons, riding Mo to no end and whole time it was probably most due to him projecting his skeletons onto her.

and not once did he cut that bullshit flattop. Smh

Dee ain’t do nothing but be drop dead gorgeous and put up with the foolishness of the entire Mitchell lineage.

Dorian was about to get up and present Frank his award like

Miles put them paws on Dorian

Dorian really felt like Frank loved his other kids more when whole time Frank treated all his kids like shit.

Don’t Q come back and him and Hakeem get to beefing over Moesha? Is that season 6?

Alexis Fields sighting. One of several childhood crushes.

Moesha BIG jealous of Hakeem’s lil boo.

Master P sighting.

Moesha being messy w/ Hakeem’s girl at karaoke. Whole time she finna bring the house down.

Moesha going to a Iyanla Vanzant lecture. She need to bring her daddy.