I'm just going to say, as a lifelong member of Team Where Do You Really Come From? and Team Haha, Your Parents Named You That?!, we remember this shit. Of course we do.

It happens when we're thinking about romance or new friends or just trying to get the fuck on with our day. It happens both when we expect it and when we don't. It happens when we're excited and nervous and happy and when we are heartbroken and in mourning.

We can't stop it when some prick gets that gleam in his eye that says he thinks he's the first one to make the joke we've heard a thousand times, so instead we remember, and believe me, we are keeping track, and even if you can't remember our names, we remember yours.