I& #39;m just going to say, as a lifelong member of Team Where Do You Really Come From? and Team Haha, Your Parents Named You That?!, we remember this shit. Of course we do.

It happens when we& #39;re thinking about romance or new friends or just trying to get the fuck on with our day. It happens both when we expect it and when we don& #39;t. It happens when we& #39;re excited and nervous and happy and when we are heartbroken and in mourning.

We can& #39;t stop it when some prick gets that gleam in his eye that says he thinks he& #39;s the first one to make the joke we& #39;ve heard a thousand times, so instead we remember, and believe me, we are keeping track, and even if you can& #39;t remember our names, we remember yours.