thinking about matsuhana both fucking shitfaced and staring at each other and matsukawa slurring, & #39;heyy sexyy& #39; and hanamaki hiccupping and saying, & #39;i have a bboyfrien d& #39; and matsukawa making an absolutely dismayed face and going & #39;w-well you deserve TWO boyfriends& #39; and +

hanamaki laughing until he cries and then matsukawa starting to giggle helplessly too and trying to kiss him but hanamaki shoving him off and reminding him, dazedly, & #39;boyfriend i have a BOYFRIEND& #39; and matsukawa points his finger at him and his aim is off by so much but he says +

& #39;ill Fight him for u& #39; and hanamaki saying & #39;you CANT hes too buff& #39; really mournfully and matsukawa hiccuping out his reply & #39;whats his name i hate him& #39; and hanamaki sighs, & #39;issei......& #39; and matsukawa gasps and points at himself and says, & #39;thats ME!!!!!!& #39; and hanamaki squints +

at him and then gasps & #39;!! issei!!!!!!!& #39; and kisses him really sloppily and oikawa and iwaizumi are filming and losing their minds because the level of blackmail this night contains is insane