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im just gonna make this a thread of all my drafts
do i have ibs or do i just have crippling anxiety that manifests itself in my inability to shit
i keep getting ads for an app that helps u identify plants and I think that’s target marketing done right
U ever just cry so u can feel productive like at least u did one thing today
girls with daddy issues are people pleasers but boys w mommy issues??? MURDERERS. LETS TALK AB THAT FOR A SECOND.
id like to bring to the table unconventional things you find attractive... mine is Hairy Forearms. Take this as u will
imagine dating a guy and u find out he has NO swag 
Movie scene idea
dogs woof but suspiciously
dogs woof but suspiciously
found out some ppl cry and their grandma DOESNT bake them a cake?????? how are u guys coping....... my grandma is delivering a “im sorry ur upset” cake tomorrow bc i cried last night
*censoring name that was not censored in the draft version* is pretty and makes vibey tunes but then he speaks and I’m like 
twat
twat
can someone morph my face with charles melton i wanna know what our prospective kids would look like
“I put my blonde hair into a bun”
kams: OH MY GOD ELLE ITS ABOUT YOU
kams: OH MY GOD ELLE ITS ABOUT YOU
As Long As There Is A Sossie On This App To Make Cry... I Will Not Log Out 
a boy will dress the way I want him to dress but then simultaneously OOZE the stench of bong water ... In the biz we call that a catch 22
girls who were into buzzcut stiles will survive the winter.... u s3 hoes simply do not have the determination, agility OR adaptation skills
if u SEND me my tweets back to me to reply to them?????? BRO i know what i said i WROTE it, now reply to me for the whole tl to see pussy
a women who overcame the common cold in the Middle Ages: contrary to popular belief im actually NOT a witch
My villain origin story began when i found out jordan fisher was engaged.....
i think one day everyone should just tweet OMG YALL FELT THAT EARTHQUAKE??? worldwide
Yellow1!
*this is definitely a password for something that i can’t remember what
*this is definitely a password for something that i can’t remember what
this thread is on hiatus now. i will keep the rest of my drafts locked away until further notice, this was cathartic thank u
