Thread by @PhoenixJustice, Why Professional Wrestling is the greatest thing in the universe thread: [...]

Why Professional Wrestling is the greatest thing in the universe thread:

"WHO THE FUCK IS GRIFF GARRISON?!"

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a.k.a why Kazuchika Okada has the best dropkick in the history of the universe:

fucking LEGEND lmfao.

A.k.a: holy shit

a.k.a Kazuchika Okada has the best dropkick in the known universe, part 2:

Dangerous Tekkers :& #39;)

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Dangerous Tekkers :& #39;)

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Dangerous Tekkers :& #39;)

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Dangerous Tekkers :& #39;)

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You might be cool, but you& #39;ll never be Atsushi Onita cool.

Showing a healthy friendship between a straight man and a gay man?

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LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Plantmaker.

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The Plantmaker.

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Taichi jealous. :& #39;)

#DangerousTekkers

#WARHORSERULESASS #signwarhorse

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Watch out, Red Shoes.

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Joshi wrestling >>> WWE wrestling

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(Akira Hokuto and Bull Nakano, in case you didn& #39;t know.)

Joshi wrestling >>> WWE wrestling.

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Also known as: The Feud to see who hates their own neck more.

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#Jaito

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#Steenerico

Nakamura/Sami. :& #39;)

You know...I CREATED the Shinsuke/Sami pairing and I still haven& #39;t given it a ship name yet???

Hmm... what about Nami? :& #39;D

Get you someone who looks at you like Shinsuke looks at Sami. :& #39;)

#Nami

Naito corpsing in the background. :& #39;D

This was literally a dream match for me and they did NOT disappoint.

They both had someone to wrestle whose happy place is in beating the shit out of people (and getting the shit beat out of them.) Wonderful. :& #39;)

In the rare instances when Ibushi& #39;s switch has been flipped...don& #39;t fuck with him, no matter WHO you are lol.

Like I said...don& #39;t fuck with Ibushi when his switch is flipped.

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tfw you run into a 65 Million year old Dinosaur:

The duality of man.

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Tfw you just had your $7000 suit ruined by gallons and gallons of Orange Juice.

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Tfw you just had your $7000 suit ruined by gallons and gallons of Orange Juice.

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Tfw you just had your $7000 suit ruined by gallons and gallons of Orange Juice.

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Tfw you just had your $7000 suit ruined by gallons and gallons of Orange Juice.

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I& #39;m becom--

I& #39;m becom--

I& #39;m becoming...!

I& #39;m becom--

I& #39;m becom--

I& #39;m becoming...!

Judas in...

Judas in my mind!

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high fucking art

That glorious, glorious HAIR.

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(I waited for over a DECADE for him to grow his hair back out like this. fucking BLESS.)

tfw your opponent yeet& #39;s himself out of existence:

Wrestling is just really, really cool, you guys. :& #39;)

I& #39;M SO HAPPY THEY& #39;RE COMING BACK TUESDAY!!! :D

Art

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Art

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Jushin Thunder Liger and Brian motherfucking Pillman.

Hell yeah.

Yuji Nagata vs Kensuke Sasaki

jfc

Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada.

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Rule #1 of life:

Never EVER piss off Kenta Kobashi.

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Orange Cassidy and Zack Sabre jr.

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Zack Sabre jr self introduction (?)

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Zack Sabre jr self introduction (?)

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Zack Sabre jr self introduction (?)

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Zack Sabre jr self introduction (?)

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Zack Sabre jr self introduction (?)

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Zack Sabre jr self introduction (?)

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The best professional wrestler in the world. :& #39;)

The trials of Red Shoes Unno

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The trials of Red Shoes Unno

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HIGH.

FUCKING.

ART.

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The truth

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The truth

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(Seriously, the amount of marking out that happened--me included--when he had the shorts back again for the first time in ages...lmao)

BONUS:

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THE RETURN OF THE THIGHS...er...SHORTS.

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You might be cool, but you& #39;ll never be Kazuchika Okada with a GIANT FUCKING SWORD AND A DINOSAUR cool.

Getting Yano& #39;d

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Getting Yano& #39;d

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Getting Yano& #39;d

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Getting Yano& #39;d

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Getting Yano& #39;d

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Getting Yano& #39;d

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Getting Yano& #39;d

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Getting Yano& #39;d

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god bless the True Ace of NJPW, Toru Yano (feat. Kazuchika Okada and Shinsuke Nakamura)

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god bless the True Ace of NJPW, Toru Yano (feat. Kazuchika Okada and Shinsuke Nakamura)

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god bless the True Ace of NJPW, Toru Yano (feat. Kazuchika Okada and Shinsuke Nakamura)

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god bless the True Ace of NJPW, Toru Yano (feat. Kazuchika Okada and Shinsuke Nakamura)

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Okada& #39;s hand

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Happiness in human form.

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legend lmfao

When you& #39;re making fun of the ring announcer

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When you& #39;re making fun of the ring announcer

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