watching s2 of the umbrella academy (probably there will be spoilers in this thread!!) and am viscerally remembering how much i despise luther. the actual worst.

klaus and number 5 are still delightful to watch.

wtf is up with these creepy milk drinkers? they may not be nazis but my brain is definitely just like "weird nazi triplets"

people in superpower media always choose the MOST bullshit nonsense times to be like "i must Take A Moral Stand and Never Use My Powers Again" get it together allison what thee FUCK

if i had magical mind control superpowers and you sent me back to literally any point in us history best believe i would be mind controlling the fuck outta so many shitbag racists. history would be very different. what is the point of this.

if she ever does tell her partner about her powers i damn well hope he is like "you WHAT and you left me sitting in fuckin JAIL what the hell is wrong with you"

your adopted family person is not wrong, vanya, there is no good reason to talk to luther

you should hook up with her vanya her husband's a weasel anyway

diego's friend is not wrong about him being a nonsense person but it is a lot of fun to watch him fight which is about top on the list of things i want out of superhero shows

oh my gd white people comin to find ~spirituality~ in india are very like klaus and his cult

i don't ever get tired of the random "x specific in universe thing is responsible for crop circles" gag

ahhh i'm glad two of them are finally HAPPY to see each other

HEY ALLISON YOU DIPSHIT YOUR SPOUSE IS IN JAIL THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS RACIST you don't have to "earn" getting him out what the fuck this is why white people shouldn't be allowed to write things honestly

klaus you just drop this BROTHER IN LAW and leave with no further explanation your whole family is USELESS at communication

number 5 is actually bothering to sit down and explain shit to vanya which is... more than luther the asshole did but also. that infodump might be a bit much.

number 5 how do you know that there was actually an apocalypse? it is definitely worth saving literally anywhere from getting nuked don't get me wrong. but stopping "the apocalypse" and stopping one bombing going off may require different approaches?

"not moldy tuna, a tuna MOLD" um that's not actually much of an improvement though to be fair

hmm how are u gonna explain your relationship to allison to her husband, luther you fuckin creep

ben you are talking to KLAUS what in his ENTIRE life history makes you think he can handle this

wtf DID luther tell her husband did you fuck that up too luther

you're really gonna sit there and watch him get BEAT ON you better open your fuckin mouth allison!

finally! my gd

sedfujikgdjlakdgfljkf luther please die i know he's not gonna die but wow! he's the worst!

he didn't fight back because he's a pathetic self absorbed creep who externalizes all his problems to everyone around him, vanya

PUP

the pup is probably not important but that's my reflex when i see pup

oh no i liked diego's friend D:

sometimes i like watching my partner's face when people on shows are "speaking mandarin" and they are just making all kinds of grimace and eyebrow and i know right away these people aren't saying shit right

don't defend him vanya he isn't worth your energy

"wonder if it's too late to be un-adopted" good news five you can just ditch your family i did it does a world of good

this is... not how i remember the scorpion and frog fable going lmao klaus

vanya's adopted family (sans weasel dad) is 100x better than her original family