Deep into Marriage at First Sight Australia and physical repulsion has set in for one of the wives and I might cringe myself right out of my body.
One of the men on this show has written his wife a love letter in order to overcome the fact that she is overtly repulsed by him and I'm so horrified by his voluntary humiliation i might actually be sick
He's reading it aloud and I've vomited up a lung
Had a long break from this letter but now we're back and it's like when you've taken your heels off but have to put them back on again. There's an extended and nonsensical door metaphor.
He will not stop going on about the door. I think the door is sex.
At the end of the letter she kissed his cheek like he was her nan and said "thats awesome."
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