A critical theorist neo-Marxist feminist social justice professor and diversity consultant was teaching a class on Jacques Derrida, a known postmodernist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Derrida and accept that he was the most highly-evolved philosopher the world has ever known, even greater than Karl Popper!"

At this moment, a brave, logical, empiricist college debate champion who had spent 1500 hours studying evolutionary psychology and understood the biological basis of racial differences and fully supported all hoaxes of gender studies journals stood up and held up a math textbook.

"How correct is this book?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "No one can say, since there is no objective truth, and math is just another cultural construct wielded in the service of domination, you stupid white male."

"Wrong. If there is no objective truth, and math, as you say, is just another cultural construct, we wouldn’t be able to build rockets or go to the moon."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Of Grammatology.

He stormed out of the room crying those Cultural Marxist crocodile tears. The same tears SJWs cry for "oppressed" black people (who today live in such luxury that many own video games) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from whites in the name of reparations.

There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Jean-François Lyotard, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps & become more than a sophist postmodernist professor. He wished so much he had a logical argument against the student, but he himself had dismissed logic!

The students applauded and all registered Centrist that day and accepted Steven Pinker as their lord and savior. An eagle named "The Marketplace of Ideas" flew into the room and perched atop the math textbook and shed a tear on the chalk.

"The Bell Curve" was read several times, and the Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán himself showed up and banned neo-Marxism and gender studies courses across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of preventable illnesses the next day since he believed modern medicine was just another tool of oppression.

And what was the name of that brave and rational student? Well, it was James Lindsay.