Gf and best friend are watching fifty shades darker with drinking game. I'm joining in. I might not last

Especially when one of the rules is 'chug if you're too sober for this shit'

The dialogue is worse than I expected

Jamie Dornan can't get out of some of these shots quick enough

Lotta snuffling going on

Apparently there's a stalker. And Christian Grey is the real monster. But the scariest thing is some of those hairstyles in the salon

Pretty sure I've seen longer sex scenes in Riverdale.

A pretty damning indictment of both IPs and me

We've taken to calling Christian's chest his No No Square

Christian Grey has a Chronicles of Riddick poster in his room. What the fuck is this film

Fuck me that was awful. I could have drunk solidly every second of that film and it still wouldn't be enough. I feel sorry for everyone who had to get dragged in to make these films