200801 sunyoul, gyujin, kogyeol, and kuhn's potato jeon cooking vlive: the very very long translation thread!

some background: sunyoul wasn't in great condition bc his throat was hurting, so he asked GJ, KG, and K to join to bring the mood up. that's why kuhn nicknamed this the 'taking care of yein' special... and also why those three are acting like dramatic knights in shining armour

so with that in mind..... buckle up for a vlive that sounds like a wattpad fanfic written by a sunyoul stan

(featuring: the moment that caused my entire tl to be filled by both k- and i-gyuyoul stans screaming)

let's start this off with something wholesome:
- gyujin teasing sunyoul
- sunyoul getting more flustered than i've ever seen him

gyujin: (takes the bowl) ok! weak sunyoul-
sunyoul: (tries to touch the bowl)
gyujin: JUST STAY STILL!!
sunyoul: ᵒᵏ

sunyoul made a friend during voice trot: seokjin from the boy group n.cus, who he's teaming up with in the next ep!

apparently he was sulking about sunyoul not mentioning him during the vlive, and asked him to say "seokjin, fighting!" sdkjhsk that's so cute!

up10tion being 'jealous' of seokjin
kuhn: if yein cheered me on..
kogyeol: YEAH i want him to cheer me on too
gyujin: YEAH
kuhn: i could win the lottery
KG, to sunyoul: my name is go minsoo, can you say 'minsoo, fighting'?
kuhn: minsoo, fighting!
KG: ah... the mood just went down

now for what you've all been waiting for...

kuhn hitting his head against the oven hood: the compilation

up10tion protecting sunyoul's head: [1/3]
gyujin: (covers the cabinet so sunyoul doesn't hit his head)
kogyeol: why didn't you do that for sooil?
kuhn, who hit his head 4 times during this vlive: so my head is like a rock- (hits head again) and sunyoul's is [soft]???

up10tion protecting sunyoul's head: [2/3]

gyujin stans.... just imagine being in sunyoul's position.... gyujin's arm around u, protecting u from the scary, scary pantry handle........

up10tion protecting sunyoul's head: [3/3]

gyujin: (telling sunyoul to be careful or smth) because you're precious.
kuhn, covering the cabinet: BE CAREFUL OF THAT CORNER! IT'S DANGEROUS!! this world is too dangerous for yein!!!

sunyoul's about to pass out from embarrassment LMAO

guys i fucked up and forgot one so here's all 4 times that gyujin (&kuhn) protected sunyoul's head from the SCARY SHARP PANTRY CORNER

(gyujin protecting sunyoul from hitting his head 4 times.... kuhn actually hitting his head 4 times... sooil i'm so sorry for laughing)

sunyoul: (climbs up on the counter so that the others can come into frame)
gyujin: NO!! COME DOWN, IT'S DANGEROUS
kuhn: this world is very dangerous!!

what are they so dramatic for...... this is giving me 2013 harry styles 'NO Y/N don't get hit by that car!!' imagines vibes

kuhn: "the ostrich (kogyeol), sea lion (gyujin), and the eagle (kuhn) are protecting the flying squirrel (sunyoul)"

this is so cute first gyujin assigning colours to the up10tion members, now kuhn assigning animals to the members https://twitter.com/egg_sunyoulk/status/1288453786365763587

if ur friends don't hype you up like gyujin kogyeol and kuhn hype up sunyoul, then go find new friends!!

kuhn: (looking at the potato jeon) oh!! oh
kogyeol: (talking like u would to a kid) it's not sooilie's!
sunyoul: no, you can eat it.
kuhn: it IS SOOILIE'S!! >:((

kuhn: how do you say 'savory' (고소하다) in english
kuhn: (looks it up on papago)
kuhn, with 100% confidence: 'FILE A COMPLAINT'.
up10tion: ohhhh

고소하다 means both 'savory' and 'to file a complaint' LMAOOO i-

kuhn: "potato jeon 한번 making 해보는 time을 갖도록 하겠습니다"
me: ? ??? ?? ?????

kuhn: everyone, when ur using heat, you need adult supervision.
sunyoul, an adult: (literally burning himself on the pan in the background as kuhn speaks)
gyujin: hyung, i'll do it!
kuhn: i [burnt it], so i'll do it

if i had two handsome men offering to do my dishes.... oh honey

kuhngyu / dongchi mongchi 's veeeeeeeery long backhug

the finished potato jeons
sunyoul: good potato jeon!
kogyeol: i feel like you could hit someone with that and send them into a coma
kuhn: burnt the pan
gyujin: ???????????????

i present to you the BEST gyuyoul compilation of all time: "gyujin gently crowding sunyoul against the counter in a very attractive sleeveless shirt while sunyoul giggles"

that last clip killed me.. kuhngyeol left and gyuyoul rlly said 'we're gonna flirt for the next 40 minutes"

h10: "who is gyujin to yein?"
sunyoul, giggling: "he's like a hyung."
gyujin: "oh, i'm like ur hyung! so i'm dependable and intimidating?"

HAN GYUJIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????

let's end this crazy long thread with a gyuyoul hug!