Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
That depends, who's asking?
Oh, sure, sir.
What are you doing to that pot?
Giving a stir sir,

Is that a cat that I’m hearing?
Yes a purr sir,

How’d you know it was here,
I saw the fur sir,

What’s your cats pronouns?
She’s a her sir,

By the way, who’s your favorite band?
It’s The Cure sir,

Was it that obvious?
Yeah durr, sir,

Is that a picture of Bigfoot?
It’s a blur sir,

Enhance the picture on your computer.
I’ll move the cursor,

Is that Invader Zim?
No that’s Gir sir,

Who’s your favorite basketball team?
The Spurs sir,

Do you like oriental food?
No that’s a slur sir,

Okay let’s get some @kfc
That tastes like turd sir,

Why is your friend so small?
He’s a smurf sir,