Callum Ilott really does constantly display king behaviour and I think that is a conversation we should be having

Me, seeing Callum on the grid: Bollocks.
Me, seeing Callum during the rest of the race: Bollocks!

Me, realising it’s now time to watch Chelsea and be disappointed once again: Bollocks :(

I actually can’t stand the tension in this house we’re on an Ilott high but we’re Chelsea fans it’s very...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">

This thread has become ‘Drunk Dorothy takes on sport’ and I just wanna address the fact that people the same age as me (or around that...Pulisic) doing mega things in sport stresses me out because the most exciting thing I’ve done recently is buy overpriced shoes!