1/ Different types of people on Linkedin, a thread

The Motivational Speaker https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥇" title="Goldmedaille" aria-label="Emoji: Goldmedaille">
2/ The one who tags everyone on their list for every post https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">
3/ The Manager Appreciator https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏽" title="Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (mittlerer Hautton)">
4/ The Not-so-humblebrag https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👑" title="Krone" aria-label="Emoji: Krone">
5/ The one who networks only with influencers https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💼" title="Aktenkoffer" aria-label="Emoji: Aktenkoffer">
6/ The one who cannot post without using a million emojis https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚓️" title="Anker" aria-label="Emoji: Anker">
7/ The one who comes to Linkedin only to update their new job https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🛺" title="Autorikscha" aria-label="Emoji: Autorikscha">
8/ The one who has a certificate for everything https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚕" title="Taxi" aria-label="Emoji: Taxi">
9/ The one who says “Comment ‘Interested’ below and I’ll send you my secrets for FREE” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎾" title="Tennisball" aria-label="Emoji: Tennisball">
10/ The one who says “Link in first comment” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥂" title="Anstoßende Gläser" aria-label="Emoji: Anstoßende Gläser">
11/ The one who thinks Linkedin is Tinder https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏰" title="Europäisches Schloss" aria-label="Emoji: Europäisches Schloss">
12/ The masters student talking about their 2 week internship experience on Linkedin
13/ The HR who offered you a high paying job but it turned out to be a scam
14/ The one periya mansu person who writes you a Linkedin recommendation https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📺" title="Fernsehen" aria-label="Emoji: Fernsehen">
15/ The one who runs pointless polls https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚔️" title="Gekreuzte Schwerter" aria-label="Emoji: Gekreuzte Schwerter">
16/ The one who posts only stolen quotes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⌛️" title="Sanduhr" aria-label="Emoji: Sanduhr">
17/ The one who can only talk in metaphors, proverbs and analogies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💰" title="Geldsack" aria-label="Emoji: Geldsack">
18/ The one who posts long stories that make no sense https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔭" title="Teleskop" aria-label="Emoji: Teleskop">
19/ The one who gives kudos to everyone https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📻" title="Radio" aria-label="Emoji: Radio">
20/ The one with fancy job titles https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💸" title="Geld mit Flügeln" aria-label="Emoji: Geld mit Flügeln">
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