343 have the most asinine ideas in the industry.

"Halo 5 should have ground pound, but with levels and maps that actively punish its use."

"Halo Infinite should be a return to classic style, but we should also replace several iconic weapon designs."
"Halo 4."

"Halo Wars 2 should absolutely be made and IMMEDIATELY dropped off a cliff when CA hands the reigns over to us."

"Halo MCC should be a thing. (2014)"

"Halo MCC should be a thing. (2018)"

"Halo MCC should be a thing we actually support and update now. (2019-2020)"
"Halo Wars DE doesn& #39;t *need* matchmaking, right?"

"Halo Reach (MCC) is about 80% functional, I guess it& #39;s time to release it."

"You know what the kids like these days? Nameplates."

"Scorpion in CE looks like a tiger lol."

"Miranda Keyes is a doctor now."
"On Legendary we should totally show 117& #39;s face."

"It& #39;s still good writing if we make Cortana the irredeemably evil dictator, right? That doesn& #39;t recontextualize major plot points in CE, 2, 3, Reach, and 4, right? Cool, we& #39;re doing that then."

"Oh, oops."
"Knight goes zip zip whack, knight goes whoosh, knight goes teleporrrt, knight goes pew pew, knight has shields, AND knight gets revived after death. I& #39;m a good enemy designer."

"The fans are asking how Chief got new armor in Halo 4. I can& #39;t believe we never noticed that."
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