343 have the most asinine ideas in the industry.

"Halo 5 should have ground pound, but with levels and maps that actively punish its use."

"Halo Infinite should be a return to classic style, but we should also replace several iconic weapon designs."
"Halo 4."

"Halo Wars 2 should absolutely be made and IMMEDIATELY dropped off a cliff when CA hands the reigns over to us."

"Halo MCC should be a thing. (2014)"

"Halo MCC should be a thing. (2018)"

"Halo MCC should be a thing we actually support and update now. (2019-2020)"
"Halo Wars DE doesn't *need* matchmaking, right?"

"Halo Reach (MCC) is about 80% functional, I guess it's time to release it."

"You know what the kids like these days? Nameplates."

"Scorpion in CE looks like a tiger lol."

"Miranda Keyes is a doctor now."
"On Legendary we should totally show 117's face."

"It's still good writing if we make Cortana the irredeemably evil dictator, right? That doesn't recontextualize major plot points in CE, 2, 3, Reach, and 4, right? Cool, we're doing that then."

"Oh, oops."
"Knight goes zip zip whack, knight goes whoosh, knight goes teleporrrt, knight goes pew pew, knight has shields, AND knight gets revived after death. I'm a good enemy designer."

"The fans are asking how Chief got new armor in Halo 4. I can't believe we never noticed that."
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