Perks of being gay.
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1. If you find yourself hot, you can look into the mirror and shag.

2. You can send yourself nudes and pretend that you have someone who sends you nudes.

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4. You have an option to reject guys who are less hotter than you and see them getting into a perfect relationship with guys hotter than you.
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5. You can "concentrate on your career" while the reality is that no one on tinder wants to date you and no one on Grindr wants to fuck you.

6. You& #39;ll get to see the posts from gay people who are actually optimistic and cry cos you& #39;re single as fuck and none of those apply to you.

7. Unlike straight people, you have an option to crawl back into the closet and use to hide away from the reality and cry because your existence is pointless and you are a rainbow coloured garbage.

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