Yorkshire joke. Man travels the world visiting beautiful buildings including, of course, famous churches. He notices something strange. In St Peter’s, Rome; at Sagrada Familia; at Notre Dame, tucked away in quiet corners, there is always a phone box with a label reading......

....”Direct line to God. 50 Euros”. As he continues his travelling, he eventually reaches York Minster and there, as expected is the phone box and the label but this time it says “Direct line to God 10p” Mystified by this, he hunts down a verger, explains what he’s seen and.....

....says, “I don’t understand. Why’s it only 10p to call from here?” “Ah”, says the verger, “that’s because from here it’s a local call”.