I'd like to propose a new term that's like, the opposite of 'cleans up well' and I'm calling it 'grimes up good'.

the epitome of this concept is Henry Cavill, who has all the sexuality of a lawful good water biscuit in a suit but could turn a nation if you grease him up a lil
damn this blew up, while you're here check out my soundcloud http://instagram.com/moominbroidery 
you're all making suggestions that are already attractive men who look better grimed up, so I'm making a second term and it's called the Feral Effect. in this category is Chris Evans in Snowpiercer, most of the GoT cast, and also Hozier
actually, Hozier defies catagories because in the first picture he looks like the human embodiment of a wet chicken nugget but in the second one he's that one seedy drug dealer you had a thing for in uni. sorry Mr @Hozier but I'm right
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