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the simp gc exposed this us below 
… and then there’s mimi
leave my typos alone 
an admirable first effort @sixyeo
stop me
i’ll just leave this here
this make more sense in context but the context was cropped and now u can only wonder
michelle did elle get the cousin rights yet
this us on cb nights bc time zones
now that i recall this i’m p sure i sent this to the wrong chat before it found its way here
lucas find a shirt michelle could join me in the grave at any second
chris tried and we appreciate him
luna fetus (ignore me struggling)
@jisungasteroid getting desperate on the tl
ayyyyy we clownin’ (if u don’t read this correctly what do u even stan nct for)
amanda, gc clown shoe dealer
my take on clown shoes
they’re communicating
some light nes exposure
val and me duking it out over the chat name (fun fact this gc has only kept one (1) name for more than two days and we get antsy when it doesn’t change)
it’s the truth 
another gc name change
someone send me this thread
for the last time leave my typos alone
nes and chris mars domination 2080
mimi i’m sorry i didn’t mean to do u dirty
chrissy boy
they are his eyebrows
ice cream eyes
@sixyeo jesus confirmed
chris’s wheelchair (this is michelle’s ss she’s the day mode user boooooooo)
omg here’s the expose thread thanks chae https://twitter.com/retr0sexymusic/status/1288856333773606918?s=20
chae we never got an explanation pls clean ur screen
chris struggling (i did in fact rename my alt accs to mid-life crisis and chronic confusion)
same chris
we live in a perpetual state of struggle as u can tell here
simping for jubgwoo 24/7 (spelling 10/10 michelle)
no room to ss the whole convo but yes this is something that happened
chris this is on record twt has seen it we’re holding u to this
not only are these twts but they are now a reaction meme often used in conjunction to @ashyboysangwoo
amanda doesn’t pull her punches 
taken mere minutes ago we were all out there trying to spam
we were all out there trying to spam
ella dropped this out of the blue and for legal reasons i’d like to announce that i do not in fact know how to hack
mimi… honey…
good job amanda
more gc name changes? shocker.
luna don’t leave jongho won’t let u
val… it’s hot chocolate
i mean we ain’t the simp gc for nothing
chae 
pls
pls
didn’t even need to scroll for this one
this happened just now i’m scared
parks and rec is a shoe now
chae 
chris editing skills >>>>>>
the simp gc: a summary
boogie woogie woogie
nes rlly said boogie chat over love 
simp chat alt name: spelling struggles
chay big brain
pls these r my parents
these r my parents
ddmifmifnhdimskhbchnrmf
save my skeleton 2020
luna being a supportive mum in the wrong right way
disappointed but not surprised 
mum pls ur child is reading these messages
that’s not how u eat ice cream
chae…
love ur liquids kids
these fit together
i am more than three thank u v much chae
don’t @ me i was struggling
what am i shipping? who knows, bc it certainly isn’t me.
mum pls
the saga continues except now luna’s two-timing my dad(?)
we could make another thread for this alone
she’s smooth but did i rlly need to read that
i’ve become resigned to the fact that my mum runs a harem
nes is a moon sleeper agent
bc apparently we’re moving there when earth becomes uninhabitable
don’t @ me and my love for arms thanks
yes amanda the bank does have money
short shits
they’re all uncultured smh
not per month but yes per semester bc 
america
america
that’s typically how alcohol works nes
ella and me struggling don’t mind us
if u think otherwise ur wrong
chae 15 mins late w out starbucks to just abt… everything
the beginning of a thrilling addition to the mudskipper telenovela
this has been happening an awful lot lately
spelling struggles: an ongoing saga
can’t blame her tbh
better half of my chronic insomnia and crippling caffeine addiction
another addition to the “my mum is embarrassing and horny on main” collection
i am in fact deceased after scrolling so far back in the chat
the origin of henderson something we will never forget long live henderson
chae poop kink confirmed
raccoons nasty don’t fight em kids
same elle
womb shagging
today on spelling w the simps (ngl tho i wouldn’t be opposed to consuming some care)
so i scrolled to the v top of the chat and this was the first message. a warm welcome and also the beginning of a cult.
luna was the first to reply and v eager to join the cult
we have these p normal hellos as everyone’s first messages
and then we have val, nes and chae
here’s chris being mildly terrified for his first appearance
ok back to our regularly scheduled programming w no nostalgia: feel the loce
chae lives like this damn
wait here’s nes’ first intro lmao
chris is our first felix, mimi is apparently our second (mid-life crisis is one of my alt accs)
this is on the record. mimi u can’t hide come face ur crimes.
backyardigans most underrated second gen group
my first and last attempt at making a carrd
spelling struggles for the 10th time probably
asexual invisibility only enables my life of crime
me. again.
rat intestines rise
disclaimer: not a cowboy
chae why
neither do the americans, nes
michelle knew her shit from day one
we’re starting a restaurant
me too nes, me too
an intro to cannibalism w luna
sing the tunes or perish
michelle… i hate to break it to u but
ella looking for them mans
nes what r u doing
the first ever name of the simp gc 
chay knows what’s up
ella… idk where ella is
nes is a whole mood
we are all indeed on a higher level of drugs
it makes more sense in context but either way it’s hilarious
chay i thought u were normal
chay, still on that horse tangent
guess the topic
depression deluxe sounds too relatable to be comfy
adopt me too val
trying to name val when we only knew her as oh sehun’s right eyebrow
michelle i felt this from the depths of my soul
amanda’s first intro 
the only cult that needs to be mentioned
small brain things
michelle forgetting val’s name
as much as we simp we cancel in equal measure 
(not anymore tho )
(not anymore tho )
there were… varying reactions to my height
*wiggles arms in a vaguely gesturing manner so as to summon puberty back to deal me that height*
luna’s first message to me and the beginning of a wonderful mother child relationship
a continuation
yes we’re communicating hush
friends are so outdated
providing little context i must clarify that i am not a serial killer. check my pinned.
my fingers: fast
typos: many
typos: many
no thanks
not even we have context for this
don‘t we all chae
chae we don’t need to know abt ur sweaty pits
life advice to live by
chae why r u like this
we all want them wifeys
what goes on in chae’s mind
chae: chaos personified
eyebrow talk
chae WHY
ig the simp gc belongs to a corn farm
no context was given until v later. no context will be give to u.
to all the flat earthers out there
chay’s hot take on sports. def not anything else.
ella: chaos in a smaller form but chaos nonetheless
u can see us slowly devolving
ella living that fantasy life
another submission for the cowboy chronicles
nes i’ll legit fight u on this peppa was my only childhood friend
a sneak peak at some of the early chaos. it only got worse as time passed.
mudskipper telenovela: the early stages
i was a lil late
same ella
show me ur dedication and grovel for forgiveness
broke things 
the beginning of the money battles
give us the monies
michelle boutta dip so i had to entice her back
i took it back when she tried to claim $2.99 of $3
