Thread by @serasanshine, i dont know whether or not to live tweet about the pokemon [...]

i dont know whether or not to live tweet about the pokemon platinum emulator im getting cus im not sure if im even gonna complete it or not

fuck it ill just do it here and if i quit in the middle of the game then oh well

oh HELLO there

oh fuck i dont know the controls

AH YES WHAT TO NAME MYSELF

the fbi agent watching me sitting on the name screen to choose my name for more than 10 minutes:

so i named myself yuuri and i named barry liam

IS THE MUSIC SUPPOSED TO BE THIS JUMBLED OR DID I BREAK MY AUDIO DRIVERS AGAIN

oh the emulator is lagging LMAOAAOOAO

I THOUGHT HE WAS A TOGEPI HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE i cant stop alughindf

stop fining me bitch

also why is ur theme music like this

i'm not used to the graphics being relatively 3d....ive only played sapphire and attempted leaf green at one point lmao

i really really really really really really wanna click no

HELPPPP HE JUST PRETENDS HE DOESN'T HEAR YOU UNTIL YOU SAY YES LMAOOO

oh god which starter do i want

i feel obliged to pick piplup even though im pretty sure there's like no good fire types in this region hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i chose the piplup

bitch stop withdrawing it's ANNOYING

are you supposed to lose your first rival battle or am i really bad at this game

fINALLY my running shoes

oh hello there cyrus

mother please come heal my pokemon

wait actually im gonna redo the rival battle cus it just annoys me and cus fuck you i do what u want

ah that feels better

just realized i never named my piplup

aren't i supposed to be able to immediately after i get it

oh hi lucas

OH I CAN GIVE PIPLUP A NICKNAME NOW

i named him riptide cus im boring and hes a water type

I CAN RUN INDOORS??!?!??!?!?!!?

HELPPPP LUCAS IS LIKE u must tell ur family !!!!!! gO BACK HOME and TELL your MOM

mother??????? MOTHER LET ME TALK TO YOU

oh it was glitching

that's not suspicious at all

lucas: yuuri! do u know how to catch a pokemon???
me, who just caught a starly and named it cheri:

HE GAVE ME 5 FREE POKEBALLS BUT I ALREADY BOUGHT SOME EARLIER THIS IS SO SAD

IM NAMING THIS SHINX LUMI i dont cARE that its gonna grow up and be a badass electric wolf thing and im STILL gonna call it lumi

wtf shinx's level up moveset sucks ass in gen 4

LUCAS LET ME GO HEAL MY POKEMON

........looker what are you doing

oh this is a bigass city

[pulls out a mirror] oh my god i already found one !

okay buddy if u say so

shinx it would be so sexy of you if you could learn an electric move but nooooo u have to be level 13 for ur first stab move

i am BEGGING you to level up and learn an electric move so you can kill all these starlys and zubats PLEASE

lumi learned charge right after this but it doESNT DO DAMAGE

cheri if u had a flying type move that wouldve been nice but alas

boy you're lucky you ran into me with half my team underleveled and without STAB moves

oh god what does bide do i forgot and it's scaring me

oh god it nearly killed cheri

im laughing cus i didn't see the cave entrance and i was really confused on where i had to fucking go

the 3D elements caught me off guard

i looked away for like two seconds and suddenly piplup's at 1hp????!!?

oh it was the cranidos' headbutt oops

omg he evolved

YOU CAN DRESS UP YOUR POKEMON?!??!?!

omg cheri evolved too

lumi i am BEGGING you to learn an offensive electric move it's been 10 level ups since i've had you

me, with tears streaming down my face: oh my god finally

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M UNDERLEVELED??!??!? pathetic

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

THEY CAN DO THAT??????????????????????????????

oh god she literally almost died though

RIGHT BEFORE SHE EVOLVED SHE MADE THE CUTEST LIL NOISE IM SO SAD but anyways she's still baby. shinx/luxio/luxray is one of the few evolution lines where all evolutions aren't clapped

????????????????????? is this gonna be important later

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