When men say they& #39;re amazing dressers... but you find out they& #39;re just doing Sherlock Holmes/Victorian nobleman cosplay
"I& #39;d say I& #39;m a... sharp dresser"
-uses "sapiosexual" unironically-
"Had an absolutely delightful time with this young woman last night. She didn& #39;t look at her cellular not once! How refreshing!"
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