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On my way to a (socially distanced park) date with a girl who I'm 95% sure is catfishing me, wish me luck fam
What's that saying about cats? Something like "curiosity gave the cat an interesting and fulfilling life"?
At any rate, like a jellicle cat I'm bored and have lost almost all drive for self preservation
It's a long story but first of all she says she's very into me which I find deeply suspicious
Update: I did not get murdered, my sleuthing was not explicitly confirmed but I did find some supporting circumstantial evidence, and while she was the person in her photos I feel fairly confident that she's lying about her job/education
Which like, not everyone has to have fancy degrees! But maybe don't claim to be a 23-year-old 3rd year MD/PhD who graduated from Harvard college in three years if you're gonna bullshit about your background
