hamilton live thread:

i fucking love this idea. I've been heavily considering broadway hd for a couple months, so thank you disney.

jesus the writing of this is masterful!

is this going to be like falsettos where everything is sung (or rapped)? because i lowkey hated falsettos

is this whole thing a hamilton apologist piece because wasn't he kind of an arrogant asshole?

this opening company number is one big white party

probability i'm annoying girlfriend on the porch with the volume at which I'm listening to this: 100%.

sooo am i alone in thinking the dude playing hamilton is the worst actor of the bunch so far? becuz...

because john laurens and marquis de lafayette--holy shit are they good

i feel a lot of the company choreo work is lost in this zoom in view and that's unfortunate. as much as i hate dance, the overall zoom out beauty of the whole thing is missing for me.

okay not throwing away my shot is my favorite number so far

who is this dude playing john laurens and why isn't he in more things? pay that man and give him roles. all the roles.

okay ngl the thought of 65 year old carlton and muffy pennybags paying upwards of 600$/ticket to watch a play full of rapping is beyond hilarious to me

why come hamilton is always smiling with his eyes? i mean tyra would appreciate the smize, pero like...

i highkey love that everyone is a racial minority. about time they get highlighted and get starring roles they deserve.

okay the schuyler sisters are fierce af

i stan angelica ngl

holy fucking shit that trio on the ending run on the word "world" that shit aint easy.

oh a white dude. ahahahahahaha are the white people all the assholes in this? because well...

why come the king looks like a young cary elwes?

oh i this that spitfest yall went on about?

damn baby elwes got some pipes

ohp. yeah. spitfest. i mean it happens I guess. at least that's what you get when you zoom in so far.

okay i love this number too

I wonder what actors are looking at when they're seemingly gazing out to a fixed spot of nothing for their entire number

oh what's up george washington? hay gurl!

yeah i can't with hamilton and the constant smizing. I didn't know one could contemplatively smize until this moment.

he's gonna pick my least favorite schuyler isnt he

why come they're all into smizey? he's the least interesting person in this whole thing

i kinda want him to pick angelica because she's fucking awesome but like she deserves better than smizey. where's john laurens?

ugh.

i fucking love the tone of angelica's voice

jesus she's insanely talented

yeah this number is fire too holy cow

okay this trio of homeboys, i just want to hang out with them. they seem a good time.

so hamilton is an arrogant, calculated, smizey social climber and aaron burr has a stick stuck up his ass. did i get that right so far?

**aaron burr has a stick stuck up his ass but can fucking blow

oh shit dont tell me john laurens bouta get himself shot

yes. duels are immature. yes. that.

okay now smizey is being needy jfc dude. fuck yes, send him home. bai gurl.

oh is this the part where we don't listen to women because we're stupid and stubborn?

ayeeee lafayette GET YOUR EMINEM ON GURL!!!

why'd he call back hamilton knowing he's a consummate fuck up who can't stfu? was there no one else?

the blue of washington's coat doesn't match his sash and i cant stop looking at it smh ocd

i see you, hercules

oh hell here comes the king lol

okay when he stomped and the lights turned blue i legit laughed out loud

so far:
1. john laurens
2. lafayette
3. the king
4. angelica
5. burr

999. hamilton

hamilton singing to his son and smizing still smh

geez i'd hate to be his son. with a dad who can't leave well enough alone or ever be satisfied? hard pass, bruh.

BULLSHIT THEY KILLED JOHN LAURENS FUCK EVERYTHING

AND NOW ANGELICA IS MOVING TO LONDON WHAT THE FUCK

i want to be george washington and have people roll me around on stairs

oh shit hey intermission

why'd i just run to pee in a minute when i could've pressed pause like a human with sense

oh fuck thomas jefferson. just what we need: another douche. at least it's repurposed lafayette

CAN THEY REPURPOSE JOHN LAURENS

okay this what did I miss number sucks and stylistically doesn't fit

it doesn't even make sense. like he wasn't vacationing in France; he was backchanneling

okay i really enjoy the idea of cabinet meetings as rap battles

wait what the fuck john laurens is smizey junior? he deserves so much better

uh oh woman in red

you dont know how to say no to this? you sure know how to say no to your family. fuck you dude.

where's 1776 tmz when you need it?

oh shit a political compromise. those were nice. I miss them.

the room where it happens is exactly what i'm talking about: it could've really benefitted from a wider shot so we could appreciate the spectacle of the company dancing. like burr is crushing it but it just looks like a couple of random petticoatted people nancing around.

smizey is pissed at burr for being an opportunist? pot, kettle gurl. smh

aaaand there it is: ol tj quits bc smizey is such an asshat

I also want to sit under my own vine and fig tree. and by under i mean inside and within netflix and air conditioning

i dont blame washington for being like yall are childish fuck all of you. the older i get i just want peace too

DONT BAD MOUTH PAUL GIAMATTI, KING!!

yeah hamilton is a douche. periodt.

at least he's not smizing in this number. the one talking about his writing. about time we get emoting from the lead.

thank fuck he was never president

exactly his poor wife. ugh can you imagine? smizey gave precisely zero fucks about her or his kids.

GET ELIZA TELL HIM GURL GETTT HIMMMMMM

aw shit smizey jr bouta get himself killed isn't he

yup. dang homeboy died twice.

yo if im eliza i'd cut his ass out so fast fr like could he possibly be anymore of a dick?

welp, all i gotta say is she's a much better person than i am

like am i wrong for wanting burr to win this duel?

like given his historical with duels what kind of self proclaimed intelligent human KEEPS FUCKING ENCOURAGING THEM

do i feel bad for eliza or happy for her? unclear

damn i didn't know eliza was such a badass after her asshat husband got himself killed

brilliant.