ladies. im about to tell you why you should own a gun.

i was just followed leaving work. i noticed about half-way home and started taking random turns, which he followed me through. i called my mom and she told me to come home, she'd meet me outside with Wobbles and a rifle.

i was indeed met outside with my scary ass guard boy and a rifle.

this dude didn't stay long. i should have had a gun in my car with me.

never leave your house without a weapon, ladies.

My boi™ for reference: