You’re not Alden Richards and most
importantly you are NOT Richard Reyes
Faulkerson Jr. because if you are
you would...

「 𝘼 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 」

Babala: #ReadAtYourOwnRisk; magkaiba
ang nag-iilusyon sa nanghihinayang.

(1) Let her enter and be comfortable inside your family’s house na kahit mismong pamilya mo, todo-asikaso sa kanya na para bang matagal na siyang kilala kasi–

Your family adores Maine just much as you adore her. #FAULKERZoned

(2) Kakainin mo yung papel sa ilalim ng tinapay, yung fruit salad na malapit na mapanis, yung ulo ng isda, at higit sa lahat yung ice cream na niluwa na ni Maine.

All of these “kadiri things” you would do just because she told you so kasi–

Mahal mo siya.

(3) Pupunta ka ng Coldplay concert, Maine’s ultimate favorite band even if you’re not much of a fan but you’re willing to have a share of likes, carry her on your shoulders just so she could enjoy her fangirl moment kasi–

You love seeing her happy.

(4) Surprise her by renting a private plane para sundan siya on her Boracay birthday celebration. You would always find ways just to be with her and spend time with her on her special day kasi–

She’s special to your heart, as well.

(5) Be on the fifty-fourth page of her self-written book, be her inspiration on writing more poems, and forever own that “special spot” in her heart kasi–

Ganoon ka kahalaga sa kanya.

(6) Support her in all of her projects with or without you, be happy with how she’s improving every single time, maki-hashtag, maki-promote on either social media or national tv kasi–

You are always proud of her success.

(7) Be her “dino warrior” or personal Rogelio, take care of her, pray for her, protect her from all possible harm na kahit ikaw yung masaktan, mahampas at mapunasan ng kung ano okay lang. Iiwasan mong siya pa yung magkasakit, mapahamak at mabastos kasi–

She matters a lot to you.

(8) Be many of her “firsts” and do a lot of your “first times” for Maine kasi–

You tend to do things you’ve never done before because that’s how you value the person, making her feel special and worthy of love.

(9) Stop wearing skinny jeans, mag-Barangay kahit may shoot after, and have that scotch tape on your arm for the whole day just because she told you to do so (again) kasi–

Whatever she’s telling, it matters to you.

(10) Committing to and fulfilling promises amidst your hectic schedule, uunahin mo pa rin ang pamilya niya, ang um-attend ng first birthday ni Matti (Maine’s niece) kasi–

You treat her family your family as well.

(11) You know her well mula sa pabango niyang naging paboritong amoy mo na hanggang sa pet peeves or #OCSaKamaProbs niya na minsan mas nauna pa naming malaman sa’yo kesa kay Maine mismo kasi–

It’s a way for you to prove how interested you are with her– getting to know her FIRST.

(12) You’re the one who’s with her talking about future plans or possible names of your future children kasi–

You want to help her build a relationship wherein you can be both bestfriends and lovers.

(13) Maine considers you as her travel buddy, willing to return to Maldives because she thinks it would be happier if you’re with her, she misses you after days or weeks of solid bonding kasi–

Your presence makes her happy.
You make her feel, “Safe ka, sure ka, at special ka.”

(14) You would always dare to give a hundred percent of your effort just to make sure Maine’s in good condition. Hindi mo siya iiwan even if it takes 24 hours kasi–

You can’t stand seeing her not okay.

(15) Yung tipong mas conservative ka pa sa kanya, being a real gentleman & proving chivalry isn’t dead yet. You wouldn’t even mind to help her fixing the strap of her bra, her skirt, or even her bakuna blouse kasi–

You respect her completely as a woman and as a partner.

(16) Gandang-ganda at bilib na bilib ka pa rin sa kanya hanggang ngayon and even before she entered Eat Bulaga kasi–

Mula noon hanggang ngayon, you’ve always admired her beauty and you’ve always believed that she possesses a good heart.

(17) You are often the MAIN(E) content of either her vlogs or her blogs. She’s proud to have you and literally broadcasts publicly how she admires your transparency and humility as a man kasi–

You’re just worth the “flex”, man.

(18) Maine finds it hot kapag tumutungga ka and you are the first person that came into her mind when she was asked kung sinong artistang nais niyang i-stalk kasi–

Aside from having a good heart, you also have THAT appeal that burns for her, that captures her attention. #ganoin

(19) You have her as a supporter of your gaming live streams na minsan siya pa nagalit dahil hindi mo na shoutout kasi–

You will always have her support and you already have established a degree of “closeness” through the years.

(20) Be a real man. You will always KNOW your limitations considering sudden circumstances.

Minor changes are visible and you are more careful with your words and actions, nagaasaran at nag-uusap pa rin kayo pero never mawawala yung respeto.

Disclaimer: This is just a MODIFIED REPOST of a deleted tweet thread I’ve created two years ago.

I don’t have any negative intentions upon posting these and as for haters– I sincerely hope that you stop creating certain unnecessary irrational ideas and/or reasons.

I may not have mentioned EVERYTHING because some are mentioned in the friendship thread I’ve posted at gustuhin ko mang isa-isahin, di na kaya ng powers ko because there are A LOT MORE reasons to admire this guy.

Wala pa dyan yung mga bagay na tanging si Maine lang ang may alam.

And for those who wish to repost this on Facebook, Instagram or any forms of social media– it’s really okay as long as proper crediting is observed.

Oh and credits to the rightful owners of the photos, screenshots, and videos I’ve edited and compiled.