So sometimes I just scroll through Facebook marketplace and take screenshots of things I find funny or creepy or just unsettling in some way and I figured I might share some of them with you

I've posted this before but I find his human hair really unnerving

what has he seen

free clown

This nightstand is a boss in dark souls. This nightstand is squarin for a fight. This nightstand chases you if you run.

This looks like a prop from a horror movie but puppets always look kinda scary

Everything about this is art

so @Veeren_Jubbal's comment on this: "Dog painting giving me mad Goku vibes."

Hate it

The next season of Beastars looks fucking creepy

Quote @Veeren_Jubbal: "Seinfeld print has superb shading. Really captures four white people just living."

atack

freedom is free

That's all, until I see more

Oh wait, bonus, this love story I found on Amazon, the fourth pic is them with their newborn bread child

And also, the two genders

New cursed item

You thought we were done. You thought this was over. This will never end.

I unironically love this

me, zoning out through another day of the pandemic instead of cleaning my bathroom

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spawned a lot of knock offs. Also "I will hold the teabag" is unreasonably threatening

This is very obviously haunted. Why do you even have it.

If I back it up
is it fat enough

I am trying not to laugh and wake my roommate in the other room

Magnificent

Bonus round: lots of Harry Potter stuff as people desperately try to distance themselves from the transphobic author

Presented without comment

he's protecting the bear

Incredible.

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