Folks I regret to inform you that the funniest shit has happened.

BREAKING: Hell is now privatized.

Every single one of us is going to die. That's the deal. Not every single one of us, however, is going to build a fascist propaganda apparatus whose sole purpose is exploiting low-info working class people into advocating for the billionaire pharaohs who are destroying them.

I feel worse for the innocent people who were infected and killed in part due to TPUSA's "Covid is a Red Plot to Weaken the Führer" grift than I do for the rich prick who helped infect and kill them. Sorry.