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Not Rock Lee asking Sakura to be his gf with that bowl cut, and weird eyes. Boy, Bye!
Fuck. Now this damn eyebrowed child is about to save our babies. I guess Rock Lee can stay. His eyes are just so damn round and his hair cut. Chile...
Really upset for these babies. They didnāt even know about these exams to reach the next level of ninja and they put them through so much and just keep going after them. Itās ridiculous. Let these babies rest.
So, still in the throws of Naruto, and Iāve decided you really shouldnāt withhold secrets from children. Itās too easy for them to find themselves in situations in which if they had a little bit more info, they might be safer or have the knowledge to make better decisions.
Ok yall, the Family Therapy I could do with these people in this damn show. The whole damn village needs it, but I would start with certain families because theyāre so damn big you could heal a village just working with one clan. Yeesh.
I really do love the back stories, the context is so rich. #Naruto
Neji beating Narutoās little ass convinced that he has had it harder than our little protagonist. He gonā learn today.
One thing Naruto will always do:
Take a hit, multiple times if needed.
This episode was incredible. Like wow.
Take a hit, multiple times if needed.
This episode was incredible. Like wow.
Nejiās family is out here doing the work to mend their broken ties.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
Ok, Naruto and Neji distracted me from Sasukeās absence, but this nonsense with Shikamaru and Temari is not doing it. Where the heck is that boy?!
I know Lord Hokage& #39;s mama didn& #39;t raise NO fool, so I hope he& #39;s on to Lord Kazekage& #39;s bullshit. Clearly, something ain& #39;t right. Weird that they didn& #39;t send someone to escort each of the kids to the arena. Orochimaru is dangerous and they just let his ass roam free...?
Genma, the battle moderator in Naruto& #39;s Chunin exams, is voiced by the same person who plays Lelouche V Brittania in Code Geass, so I& #39;m sold. Ain& #39;t even gon& #39; lie...
Yes, Sasuke with THE ENTRANCE of the Chunin exams.
I dunno how any hustlers thought it wise to step to ANY of these kids, especially one as crazy looking as Gaara. Everyone of those kids is lethal, but that Sand kid will surely kill without hesitation. Dummies.
Ok, now, see. Gaara is unhinged. I donāt know what his companions think is about to happen. We see now that, at least, Lord Hokage knows some shit is about to go down as he placed so many Black apps in the stadium and around town, but will it be enough?
Ok, I knew something wasnāt right about that āDoctor,ā but why is the kid with the dog have convos with someone who the dog doesnāt trust OUT LOUD? Walk away and chat with the dog. Now the guy done hurt the child, and we dunno whatās gonna happen.
Ok, Gaaraās whole story line is fucked up and Iām really upset they took the blame for fatherās crimes out on the child and now heās an angry, hateful demon. Itās unfair.
Not the sand demon waking up like, Iām ready to kill you, BABY! LOL
That fight was pretty epic, but Iām on to a new season and they sure know how to spice things up. The Sannin stuff and the search for a new Hokage. Oh man.
Also, Iām freaking tired of Orochimaru, but he does keep things spicy. I donāt even know, heck, I donāt even think he knows what he wants out of all the problems heās causing.
One thing Naruto will always do:
Get some damn answers, especially when heās fed tf up.
Get some damn answers, especially when heās fed tf up.
So I& #39;m super proud of the Fifth Hokage thus far, hopefully, she really delivers on her promise to the Leaf people. NOW, these kids also have me excited to see Kakashi& #39;s face LOL
I didn& #39;t think I& #39;d ever like Neji, but this boy and his Hyuga eyes, he needs to survive. I& #39;m not okay with the bootleg ass Sound Village people taking these babies out.
My babies are not doing well, but I am happy Orochimaru can& #39;t use our angry ass booger bear. Also, on a more comedic note, I know these ninjas have fire pedicures, them toes are out 24/7.
The way these damn fights begin with therapy sessions between opponents. 
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It& #39;s the way the show is called, "Naruto," but this entire season seems to be about Sasuke& #39;s angsty behind. I still can& #39;t get over how very much in love Sakura is with him for no damn reason at ALL, and how he just LEFT. Don& #39;t let hate drive you, kids. It& #39;s not healthy at all!
I appreciate Naruto for giving us some comedic moments in light of the recent devastating events. Who knew I would grow to love Rock Lee the way I do now?
OMG - the SAND BABIES?!?????????????? Little evil bastards. Come through!!!!
Gaara also has a NEW FIT, and I want it.
Y& #39;all, I& #39;ve never been so disappointed with a character. I would also like to beat Sasuke& #39;s ass. So many of his comrades lost their lives trying to save him from his own decisions.
Man, the Uchiha clan is a tough crowd. Yeesh! Also, though, I just realized Itachi and Sasuke really favor their mother, like a lot, and their dad is kind of miserable. I& #39;m not dumb enough to accuse the strongest among the family of murder because they& #39;re weird.
Not me feeling Naruto& #39;s rib crack every time Sasuke hits him...uh uh...ion like det.
Why does everyone seem to forget that Naruto has a straight-up demon inside of him? LIKE? He literally saved the town and they treated him like shit for being infused with it as a newborn.
Ok, wow, Naruto is just like I will kill you to save you. I don& #39;t care.
I cannot believe they were so trusting with this Sasame girl. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š£" title="Standhaftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Standhaftes Gesicht"> These seems so dumb on their part.
Oh, so they werenāt dumb lmao. Happy I seenāt it lol They knew!
Ugh, Sakura needs to get over Sasuke. Like today, Iām tired. Gonna go all the way to the sound village just to look useless. Girl...
These kids arenāt scared enough for me. Orochimaru is crazy as hell.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Orochimaru: I will create an abomination today, and take advantage of some hopeless people.
Absolutely no one:
Orochimaru: I will create an abomination today, and take advantage of some hopeless people.
Sakura really disappointed me, but by the end of this mini saga, she really pulled through and found her path. Good girl!
Sometimes, I feel like they just need to give up on some of the rogue ninjas. Like Mizuki is trash, then again you donāt want his crazy ass actually with Orochimaru.
Aww, Mizuki was just a pawn, no real connection to Rochi, and now he& #39;ll probably never be a shinobi. I hope his fiancee marries Izuka. She deserves better.
Onto this curry saga though y& #39;all, I want some now. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> These curry of life episodes have only proven to me that CURRY IS LIFE. Next week, I& #39;m on it.
Okay, so the star saga has me wanting to name a ***** after a star but in Japanese.
Not Shino calling Naruto "Goofy" and talking about how he doesn& #39;t want his goofy face at HIS funeral.
That Grass Princess needs her ass beat. Sheās not a good person and Iām totally fine if her kingdom isnāt restored. The peasantry is more important than the nobility, they do all the damn work, while the nobility waste their efforts.
I love that Naruto is scared of duppies. Lmao. He charges into everything else without thinking EXCEPT places he might expect ghosts lmao.
Kiba loves treating Naruto like a nuisance, now he about to get gobbled up by some random room. Serves him right!
I really adore Rock Lee now, and his relationship with Guy Sensei and very adorable. He& #39;s like a sensei-dad, and I& #39;m gonna cry.
Naruto is fun, sometimes even more so than his comrades, but the way heās entrusted older adults just for them to hurt him makes me want to fight. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Love that Sand and Leaf are friends. Seeing Gaara happier kinda is a beautiful feeling given what the child has been through.
Iām going to say it, Iām shipping Temari & Shikamaru. She will beat the chauvinism out of him with her fan.
Omg. Gaara becoming Kazekage makes me so happy. He deserves all the love his people can give. Hopefully he can save himself.
Kankuro...oh man...I didn& #39;t even know the paint could come off the Sands& #39; faces. I hope they can save him.
Sakura been READIN& #39;, my girl has been hitting the books so she& #39;s not dumb about how shit is playing out rn, I& #39;m proud.
I really detest Lady Chiyo. Talking& #39; a lot of shit for having a grandchild in the very secret org that& #39;s causing ALL the trouble to begin with. There is nothing wrong with relying on friends when you need help. Judgy, uglass...
Thankful that Sakura has really grown up...
These babies don& #39;t have much experience with water jutsu or visual genjutsu, and I don& #39;t like it...
Guy has a mind like a steel trap. I feel like he& #39;s playing Kisame like, dude, you& #39;re unimportant, that& #39;s why I don& #39;t remember you, a whole non-factor.
Naruto is caught in the jutsu, and I just dunno...
Ok, the Akatsuki are EVILEVIL. Those turncoats deserve their end though. Yuraās dumb behind.
The Sand Village council is peak trash. The discrimination of their own Kazekage, a young man who had to fight a literal demon inside him to earn the love of his people. He did everything he could to protect him from both internal and external threats&the council tosses him aside
I invested all this time in Gaaraās growth, and if they take my little Sand Demon away from me, Iām going to need to stay in my bed for the rest of the day. Sad, SAD.
I think they took my little Sand Demon away and Iām upset. However, I am enjoying learning about the puppetry customs. Thatās cool.
I love Sakura& #39;s character development, like, I am really impressed with who she has become. No longer a one-track "Sasuke," minded, but well rounded, smart, strong, and determined and will beat any man& #39;s ass who gets in her way. Yaaaas girl!
Ok, why is Sy so pale? The only bit of color this child got was when he spent way too much time in the hot spring. Also, why can& #39;t he feel anything? Where are the therapists in the LEAF?
OK, so this supposed growth of Naruto seems purely physical. He is maturing, I guess, but it is happening so slowly. He& #39;s too rash, too abrupt, he feels too much, too strongly, he doesn& #39;t think things through.
Lord, seeing Orochimaru scared the shit out of me. I literally *GASP* out loud!
This shit took an unexpected ass turn...
This cloak business is messy AF.
Sai trying to be a better human is really endearing, then he called Sakura āuglyā as a nickname because heās trying to learn and LORD... the way she beat both Naruto and Sai down.
Kakashi is too damn calm. I aspire to be like him.
Ok. I love Naruto, but he is not the sharpest. Not that I shouldāve expected more from him after 2.5 years with Jiraiya.
No wonder everyone loves Naruto, he finds one thing in common with you and heās taking shuriken to the BACK for you. This boy is wild, and Sora needs to be given the other version of his dadās demise story. Heās too angry.
Shikamaru might be Hokage level smart, the way Lady Tsunade depends on him. If he doesnāt make it up there, the ANBU or something. Heās just brilliant, lazy ass hell and brilliant.
Akatsuki bastards.
Asuma and Kurenai were supposed to grow old together. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">
Iām happy Sora is traveling (to back track a little) he wonāt be so easily caught and harmed.
I feel the worst for Konahamaru. Lost both his grandfather and uncle.
Naruto doesnāt know yet, this is going to be a blow having found a Wind Element mentor in Asuma.
Iāve realized that for the time being, this is Shikamaruās show and Iāve cried so much in the last 5 minutes.
I dunno why it took me so long to realize, but aside from the ninja stuff, Narutoās village isnāt very different from what Iāve experienced in TZ. Children playing, little ships with delicious food, older siblings carrying their younger ones while they also carry water...
I appreciate how much the shinobi look out for one another. We all knew Shikamaru was gonna try and finish the job as soon as his dad was like, āWell, YOU wonāt do anything stupid.ā Teenagers are made for that life. Bless Kakashi-sensei for being ready to head out with them. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ššæ" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">
The mesh Choji, Shikamaru, and Ino wear and their Chunin earrings really cement their look as a team. I& #39;m in awe, as well as Kakashi& #39;s ability to waltz in and help them polish their plan, whatever it is.
You know, most of the villains aren& #39;t funny, so it was about time for Hidan& #39;s stupid behind to show up lol the man is a fool. "What happened there, buddy?" Umm...I wasn& #39;t the one who got tricked by a shadow clone. "Oh, you saw that, huh?" LMAO. Mans is a fool.
1 by 1 the Akatsuki are going bye-bye. Thank Goodness.
I have to say, I am upset for Naruto. This little fool came up with an amazing jutsu only for it to backfire.
I also have to say it, though Sakura has softened towards our boy, the feelings never seem anything beyond platonic. Hinata on the other hand DESERVES some play.
Not Kakashi-sensei talking about Narutoās legendary unpredictability. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> Because the boy donāt fucking listen lmao but now they need him to be a nutcase to save them all and complete the mission. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="ššæ" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">
Not the 3-Tails looking like a Rock PokƩmon that just came up out the water. Girl, how?
I think Sai might be the NB hero Narutoās series needs, and their tummy, like Britney Spears circa 2000. That was a moment in time.
Guren is dumb. You have been nothing but a pawn this whole time and allowing this baby to be taken by anyone loyal to Orochimaru will certainly amount to his harm.
The 3 Tails is a special kind of asshole.
