thread of me learning portuguese because i can

the first . now from here i ride https://twitter.com/spiider8reath/status/1288499028217470976?s=21

SHUT UP I CONFUSED WONAB FOR APPLE I SEE AN M I THINK WOMAN BUT NO IT WAS MAÇÃ

ok . mulher is woman. i know im right

POG

fuck uma and um all my homies hate it WHATS THE DIFFERENCE???

‘eu tenho um case e uma caro’ why cant the una and um be used in the same context or like be used interchangeably tch

NO THE GIRL IS TRICKING ME. HOMEM IS MAN

i see your tricks temptress. i will not be fooled. Um homem e uma maçã is A man and an apple

YAY I WAS RIGHG

SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY HOW WILL I KNOW WHETHER IT’S FEM OR MASC

not me confusing carro for casa

Eu tenho uma case e um carro

NOOO I MEANT CASA

bird shut uo ive got five months of premium keft i’ll buy it again kater

Oi is hi huh

MENINO= BOY MENINA=GIRL

um menino e uma menina

um= masc noun, uma=fem noun

AYE U CAN DROP SOU??? OOH

so i coukd say Eu sou um homem and i coukd also say Sou un hoeme ok

well um i keep thinking abt french

ok its been two days back to this

its only two words . rught

POG

i might try to speak it when i get better at it bet

I AHET U I HATE U I HATE U HOW WOULD I KNOW THE DIFFRENCE??? YES UMA IS FEM UM IS MASC BUT HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW IN THIS INSTANTCS?/??/?/?/& ISBTS THE ESAME ETHINNG

IM GONA SOB I HATE IT HERE

WHAT AM I READING THIS IS NEW WHAT THE FUCK

E???

OK IT WAS E YAY IM SMART

what the fuck is fome? bitch ill kill u

IT WAS HOEME???? WHYD SHE SAY IT LIKE THAT

idk how but this’s homophobic

SOBS . VOCE IS YOU

FUCK YOU AND YOUR E I CANT HEAR YIU

VOCÊ .

she says hoeme like homie without da h . ma’am please

Sou um hoeme

YOU . ITS É

HAHAHAHAHAHAH FOOLISH BITCH

VOCÊ É UMA MULHER E EU SOU UM HOEME

NOOOO I MEANT HOMEM I CAN SPELL

ok i yhink im getting the hang of this E business

and is e . i see . smooches

VEEY SEROTONIN INDUCING YAY

*points* Meninio

POG I ONLY MIXED UP E AND UMA

‘ur getting good at this’ ok im getting good at fucking ur mom duolingo bird

WAIT NEVERKIDN HELP

SHUT UP BIRD

FUCK IS IT MENINO OR MENINIO??? UHHHHHH FUCK IT . MENINO

VERY POG

‘Tenho uma casa’ why the fuck does this child have a house

ok back to my bullshit

Um = A

aight

I=Eu
Girl=Menina
House=Casa
Am=Sou
And=E

so menine is neutral POGS i should buy a notebook so i can write most of this I HAVE A PHONE NVM

Tenho=have u cannot fool me

i might have a notebook lying around my room somewhere, i’ll focus on writing down words and go from there

Obrigado= Thank you

yes i gogle translate certain words to use commonly so v pog PLUS ITS FUN TO SAY OBRIGADO!!!! OBRIGADO AMI!!!! :DDD

Caralho= Fuck or sumn else POG

pls be right pls be right

SOBS <\\3 ya um is masc and uma’s fem but i can never tell when its supposed to be used

ok so usually it’d be ‘eu tenho uma casa’ but i remember someone saying it can either be that or ‘tenho uma casa’ or like the eu can be goned BET

WHY DO I KEEP MISTAKING CAR FOR HOUSE?? CAR IS CARRO HOUSE IS CASA

i am evolving .

WAIT WAIT OK OK UM IS MASC OK SO TAHT MEANS EU SOU UMA ______ THE BLANK IS MENINA

VERY POG OF ME

WAIT I SCREAMED OMG I GOT IT RIGHT OM COKGGOMGOMG

thank u mother for teaching me how to roll my r’s when i was younger i sound very pog saying carro

k to improve im tryna translate it without looking at the words to get better

FUCK WAS IT BEBE OR BEBO??? UHHH BEBE???

NOOOO IT WAS BEBO

i . am i supoosed to guess cuz ive never seen these before in my lessons

COMO IS I EAT POG

OK AÇÚCAR IS SUGAR MY GUESSING GAME IS GETTING GOOD

wait cebola is onion wait wait ik actually getting proud of myself

NOOOOO QUATORZE WASNT TWENTY IT WAS FOURTEEN <\\3

ok pão i remember bc i was watching a youtube vid in portuguese subtitles

when would i say pão e leite i

theres so many words for bad words i love this sm

eu bebo água

BEBO IS V FUN TO SAY SO IT’S EASY TO REMEMBER THAT IT MEANS DRINK

você é tão bonita

back on my bullshit if the answer isnt ‘Eu como pão e bebo leite’ im gonna cry

OH YAY

i mean . i think i remember isnt tenho have

I AM A GOD

aight . ive got this

Eu como pão e bebo leite

NOT ME ALMOST CALLING LEITE WATER <\\3

Pão e leite

im still working on my pronunciation

WAIT NO HUH WAIT UH . EU COMO UMA MAÇÃ?/?/?/?.? OLEASE PLEAEE PLEAE

OH YAY

OK . TEST TIME

WAIT IM@ABOUT TO CRY I GOT IT RIGHT THANK U EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME WITH UNDERSTANDING WHERE I PUT THE UM AND UMA I LOVE U

É IS ARE YAY

YAY YAY WAIT WAIT I MADE IT TO LEVEL 2 YES

i really added é after uma like a dumbass what the fuck

WAIT . FUCK THEM THEY REMOVED THE UPPERCASE TO HELP ME NOO