Bring a little joy to your life every day in August by participating in the #GoldenGirlsEveryDay challenge. Create, post & obsess over the girls every single day. Start on August 1.

Why? Because it tickles me.
Hi, it's me, Chris (seen below in the fine portrait as a young bride in the early 90s). I'm just a pastry chef. A single, pastry chef. A horny, single pastry chef. Who can't even afford his own place to liveBEAM ME UP!!!!!!!! #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
On today's show, Sophia will be talking to a couple of lesbians and some image consultants #GoldenGirlsEveryDay #BetweenTwoFerns
Picture it, Miami, 1992: Rose catfishes Miles with a photo of Janet Gaynor #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
Picture it, Miami, 1992: Rose & Blanche checking out the proofs from Rose's boudoir shoot #GoldenGirlsEveryday
Have you checked with the St. Olaf Dept. of Water & Coffee to make sure that the coffee you enjoy with the slut & moron you live with isn't decaf? #GoldenGirlsEveryDay

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(yes, I'm allowed to self promote from time to time)
Two 90s classics combined #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
Was originally going to post a recipe for today, but that recipe is nowhere to be found, so instead, please enjoy this mashup of @BettyMWhite & @inagarten and an old one of #BeaArthur & #JuliaChild #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
Happy #NationalLighthouseDay a day to give and share. So I’m sharing these concepts from the original idea that sparked @A24 / #RobertEggers #TheLighthouse with @BettyMWhite #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
This is before she had her bosom account #GoldenGirlsEveryDay #NationalLighthouseDay
#GoldenGirlsEveryDay, Day 8: Sheet Music. (Stay tuned for the follow up tweet) (also, thanks for the inspiration @JessieWare)
#GoldenGirlsEveryDay Claude Akins on a waterbed
Also, it’s not possible to talk about sheet music & “Journey to the Center of Attention” on #GoldenGirlsEveryDay without bringing up this @kylieminogue & #BlancheDevereaux comparison #KylieMinogue #KylieDisco
When you’re the queen of the festival and get 10s all around @BettyMWhite @IndyaMoore @PoseOnFX @janetmock @StevenCanals @theebillyporter #PoseFX #GoldenGirls #GoldenGirlsEveryDay “Over a nine!?”
It's Day 10 of #GoldenGirlsEveryDay, which also happens to be #NationalSmoresDay, which reminds me of the time that Shady Pines burned down and I think I've found the culprit (she later tried to do it to 6151 Richmond St)
Anyone else remember Yvonne's ( @TheRealDivatox) hit single "This is it" (which sounds a lot like @kennyloggins) on this 11th day of #GoldenGirlsEveryDay?? WOOO!!!
Day 12 of #GoldenGirlsEveryDay means discovering a Brigitte Bardot movie that requires just a teeny bit of tweaking
A little late to the party today, but it's Blanche's boudoir day of #GoldenGirlsEveryDay & honestly, I ran out of steam, so here's something from last year, when we got to touch people
Toot Toot
Beep Beep
Waitresses
Talkin’ ‘bout girls who’ll take your money

#GoldenGirlsEveryDay #DonnaSummer
For today's #GoldenGirlsEveryDay featuring "Shreeemp", I'm imagining a world where Rue & her Golden Palace co-star, @CheechMarin, made this movie together
Today's #GoldenGirlsEveryDay is about "thighs that could choke a bear" & the makes me think about rugby players. So here is a thread (within a thread) of #GoldenGirls as Rugby players (I just googled rugby thighs and found many attractive men, I don't know who they are) (1/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (2/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (3/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (4/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (5/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (6/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (7/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (8/10)
#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (9/10)
this one is more of a think piece.

#GoldenGirls as #Rugby players with thighs that could choke a bear #GoldenGIrlsEveryDay (10/10)
When the my-uh-stroh finally plays something with a little octane, you win @DancingABC #GoldenGirlsEveryDay #DancingWithTheStars
Happy #NationalPotatoDay go ahead and stick your finger in these classic posters #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
The word says it. #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
I really need to get ahead of these one day (even though there are just 10 days left) and quit reposting old stuff but I've just been too preoccupied. I think it's the heat. But it's probably the gin. Anyways, enjoy the beautiful & delicious @Oreo Borealis #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
The list! Blanche’s to do list!!! I’m thinking it includes that freaky stuff. #GoldenGirlsEveryDay #TheToDoList @evilhag
Image consultants. They may not believe in labels, but we know the truth. Enjoy some previously released Lebanese posters…but maybe from before you remember seeing them? #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
Needed disdam excuse to make this soundtrack that we all deserve #GoldenGirlsEveryDay #DamnYankees #GwenVerdon
Looks like Thor & The Hulk are on the hunt for some CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!!!!!!! #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
Would also go great with a burger #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
Screw you Mama Celeste! #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
Don't go grabbing Rose's extra dough, she's just going through the change #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
the head is definitely too big, but I find that sort of hilarious. #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
My original intention was to make a logo for Chowderhead's and put it on an apron about their lobster being scary…but I never had time, so here's an old poster than involves a real lobster & one that promised to shower you some "lobster molds" but didn't. #GoldenGirlsEveryDay
It's the last day of #GoldenGirlsEveryDay and I went back & forth on exactly what I was going to do, because I wanted to go out with a bang (so to speak) so after careful consideration and many nights French kissing the pillows alone, another thread within this thread
After going through this thread for September, you'll be able to see why you won't be able to walk in October.

The Golden Girls as Celebrity Bulges: A *VERY* Necessary & Horny Thread

#GoldenGirlsEveryDay

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