Glee characters as things in my town that just make sense (thread)
Santana as the random left wing stickers that just appear in the same place after the previous one was removed
Rachel as Katie, because she has to be the centre of attention, doesn’t she?
Artie is the local Conservative constituency meeting place which is actually just some cursed building with a car park
Finn is the big Morrison’s
Will is the Hill™️ that every 14-27 year old drinks on and possibly has a spliff on. Popular with students
Jesse St James is the gantry on the hill that for some reason exists, and a man dressed as Henry VIII was there for May Day once.
Mercedes as the only thing that vaguely resembles a club in the area and for some reason everyone has a unique story from this place
Mike as the three Wetherspoons that are all within relative distance to one another
Tina is the Wenzels
Brittany is the cursed bus station where dreams go to die
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