ok ok hear me out...hero agencies getting together to host an Annual Himbo Hero Car-Wash to fundraise for charities...

...just big beefy heroes in tiny jorts and ripped tanks, washing cars on the street for a good cause.

The heroes get grouped with others from different agencies—so it’s a way for them to increase their social standing with the public AND gain camaraderie with heroes they might not have worked with otherwise.

The newbie heroes would probably get a lot of attention, but the senior heroes have a cult following.

Some people show up JUST to see Endeavor’s wet tibbies.

But lots of people show up to see Eraserhead’s infamous 1-A kids, because when you’ve survived that many life & death experiences together, you aren’t just classmates anymore, you’re a fucking family.

And boy do they sell the dysfunctional, crazy sibling thing.

Kirishima ended up being the biggest—even bigger than Shoji—and sometimes he forgets it; crushing people in hugs, sitting on people’s laps, etc.

He’s still got a smile like sunshine, though, albeit with a chipped tooth or two.

Deku is almost as big, just shy a few inches. He’s just as sweet as he always was, but now he’s got a far stiffer backbone—and he will still break his wrists to even remotely prove a point.

Katsuki, surprisingly, has mellowed out a great deal. He’s still his explosive self when provoked by strangers; but honestly he’s developed a soft spot for his forever classmates and doesn’t have it in him to be quite as mean as he used to be.

Shoto’s still very much himself, calm and reserved with only a hint of his father’s temper; but to be completely honest? He only signs up for this event every year to beat his father’s team. It’s less of a grudge at this point though, and more a friendly competition.

Sero enjoys the annual car wash a suspicious amount—he promotes the fuck out of it on social media, and somehow, whichever team he gets put on ALWAYS ends up winning???

Denki may not be the himbo-iest of the heroes, but he makes damn sure he’s the sexiest. He’s still lithe, but tall and toned—and he ALWAYS loses his tank well before they finish washing their first car.

Even if they aren’t all on one team, they somehow find eachother and end up slinging soapy water on eachother by the end of the event.

At some point, a picture of them all slipping around on the sidewalks goes viral; and all their charities have their goals met.