It& #39;s 101 days til my novel & #39;DAISY ON THE OUTER LINE& #39; comes out. My marketing budget is £0, so I& #39;m hoping to get a huge celebrity to buy my book & lead me to a bestseller. Over the next 101 days, I& #39;ll be tweeting 101 of my fave Scottish celebs & seeing if they& #39;ll help me out. HWG!
Day #1

First up is Sir Andy & #39;British when he wins, Scottish when he loses, eats strawberries with his fingers& #39; Murray. If you don& #39;t love him, SHUT UP. As of the time of posting, no response from Andy. Nae bother, I still have 100 days and 100 more celebs to try...
Day #2

Lorraine & #39;Queen of morning telly& #39; Kelly. As of the time of posting, no response from Lorraine. Nae bother, I still have 99 days and 99 more celebs to try...
Day #3

Gerard & #39;that surely cannae be his real accent& #39; Butler is today& #39;s celeb, no response as of yet.

(Pleased to say I have lost all motivation for this already so I might just do 98 on the final day or patch it entirely. Anyway it& #39;s been a wild ride)
Day #4

Today& #39;s megastar is Karen & #39;I can& #39;t think of anything funny to put here, she& #39;s just very talented and I like her& #39; Gillan.

No response as of yet. Nae bother, 97 days and 97 celebrities left to annoy!
Day #5

Today it& #39;s the turn of Clare & #39;Altered Images, Gregory& #39;s Girl, OG Kochanski offy Red Dwarf& #39; Grogan.

No response as of yet from Clare. Nae bother, 96 days and 96 more celebrities to go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌟" title="Leuchtender Stern" aria-label="Emoji: Leuchtender Stern">
Day #6

Saturday& #39;s edition is brought to you by Lauren & #39;Chvrches, but you say it Churches, it& #39;s just stylised as Chvrches, God, why can& #39;t you just be cool, Dad!!& #39; Mayberry. No response as of yet. Still, 95 days and 95 celebs left to try!
Day #7

Sunday& #39;s celeb is Iain & #39;tonight ON LOVE ISLAND& #39; Stirling. No response as of yet from Iain. Not a problem, 94 days and 94 more famous faces to try https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
So that& #39;s week one done! Huge thanks to...

@andy_murray
@reallorraine
@GerardButler
@karengillan
@claregrogan2
@laurenevemay
@IainDoesJokes

...for being generally good eggs and not blocking me. Who& #39;ll be next? Stay tuned sports fans.
Day #8

It& #39;s a new week and our celeb today is Emeli & #39;next to meEeEEeEe ooohoooooo& #39; Sandé. No response yet. Never mind, 93 days and 93 celebs still to try.
Day #10

Next up is Annie & #39;hopefully I& #39;ve not been a thorn in her side& #39; Lennox.

No response from Annie yet, but nae bother: 91 days and 91 celebs left to try!
Day #11

Today I tweeted Gordon & #39;British when he wins Michelin stars, Scottish when he loses Michelin stars& #39; Ramsay.

Sadly, no reply yet. Nae bother, 90 days and 90 celebs still to try!
Day #12

Friday& #39;s celeb is Carol & #39;Changing Rooms and changing lives& #39; Smillie.

No response from Carol as of yet. But not to worry, 89 days and 89 famous Scottish folk still to annoy.
Day #14

Today I set my sights on George & #39;5k minute? no one can run a 5k that fast& #39; Bowie.

Nae reply from Georgie boy yet but never fear, 87 days and 87 celebs still to try!
Day #15

Today& #39;s celeb is Henry & #39;Ian, his middle name is actually Ian& #39; Cusick, aka Desmond fae Lost.

No reply from Henry as of yet. But no problem, still 86 days and 86 celebs to try...
Day #16

Today I tweeted Ronni & #39;I mind watching her on the telly growing up but I didn& #39;t say that as I didn& #39;t want to make her feel old...er than me& #39; Ancona.

Nae reply from Ronni as of yet. Still, 85 days and 85 celebs left to try!
Day #18

Today I tweeted Sean & #39;while I was googling him to get a pic for this, I saw someone& #39;s posted a photo of his feet and that& #39;s quite frankly more than I wanted to know& #39; Batty.

No reply from Sean yet, but no bother! 83 days and 83 celebs to go...
Day #19

Up next is Nicky & #39;I felt I had to address him as Nicholas, Nicky just felt too informal?& #39; Campbell.

No response from Mr Campbell as of yet. But no worries, still 82 days and 82 celebs left to try!
Day #20

Saturday& #39;s celeb is Gillian & #39;I would highly recommend watching the Harry Hill TV Expert of the Week clip with her in it on YouTube& #39; McKeith.

No reply from Gillian so far. No bother, 81 days and 81 celebs still to try.
Day #21

Today I tweeted Andrea & #39;some kind of Loose Women joke here& #39; McLean.

Nae reply from Andrea yet. No bother, 80 days and 80 celebs still to try.
Hi folks, I missed some days, so going forward, I& #39;ve decided to do this thread in larger groups rather than one a day. Here we go with the most recent batch...all musical themed...
Day #22

Nae reply from Mr Cinnamon as of yet...
Day #23

Nae reply from Amy as of yet...
Day #24

Nae reply from Nina yet...
Day #25

Surprisingly no reply from Calvin yet...
Day #26

Nae reply from Paolo as of yet...
So that was week 4. Thanks to

@GerryCinnamon
@Amy__Macdonald
@ninanesbitt
@CalvinHarris
@PaoloNutini

And the largest of thanks to

@KTTunstall
@LadyM_McManus

See youse for week 5 at some point.
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