Thread by @Sayers33, It's 101 days til my novel 'DAISY ON THE OUTER LINE' comes [...]

It's 101 days til my novel 'DAISY ON THE OUTER LINE' comes out. My marketing budget is £0, so I'm hoping to get a huge celebrity to buy my book & lead me to a bestseller. Over the next 101 days, I'll be tweeting 101 of my fave Scottish celebs & seeing if they'll help me out. HWG!

Day #1

First up is Sir Andy 'British when he wins, Scottish when he loses, eats strawberries with his fingers' Murray. If you don't love him, SHUT UP. As of the time of posting, no response from Andy. Nae bother, I still have 100 days and 100 more celebs to try...

Day #2

Lorraine 'Queen of morning telly' Kelly. As of the time of posting, no response from Lorraine. Nae bother, I still have 99 days and 99 more celebs to try...

Day #3

Gerard 'that surely cannae be his real accent' Butler is today's celeb, no response as of yet.

(Pleased to say I have lost all motivation for this already so I might just do 98 on the final day or patch it entirely. Anyway it's been a wild ride)

Day #4

Today's megastar is Karen 'I can't think of anything funny to put here, she's just very talented and I like her' Gillan.

No response as of yet. Nae bother, 97 days and 97 celebrities left to annoy!

Day #5

Today it's the turn of Clare 'Altered Images, Gregory's Girl, OG Kochanski offy Red Dwarf' Grogan.

No response as of yet from Clare. Nae bother, 96 days and 96 more celebrities to go

Day #6

Saturday's edition is brought to you by Lauren 'Chvrches, but you say it Churches, it's just stylised as Chvrches, God, why can't you just be cool, Dad!!' Mayberry. No response as of yet. Still, 95 days and 95 celebs left to try!

Day #7

Sunday's celeb is Iain 'tonight ON LOVE ISLAND' Stirling. No response as of yet from Iain. Not a problem, 94 days and 94 more famous faces to try

So that's week one done! Huge thanks to...

@andy_murray
@reallorraine
@GerardButler
@karengillan
@claregrogan2
@laurenevemay
@IainDoesJokes

...for being generally good eggs and not blocking me. Who'll be next? Stay tuned sports fans.

Day #8

It's a new week and our celeb today is Emeli 'next to meEeEEeEe ooohoooooo' Sandé. No response yet. Never mind, 93 days and 93 celebs still to try.

Day #9

With Line of Duty back on telly, today I chose Martin 'it's in his contract that DS Arnott sleeps with every woman he meets' Compston.

No reply as of yet from Martin. But no bother, still 92 days and 92 celebrities left to try

Day #10

Next up is Annie 'hopefully I've not been a thorn in her side' Lennox.

No response from Annie yet, but nae bother: 91 days and 91 celebs left to try!

Day #11

Today I tweeted Gordon 'British when he wins Michelin stars, Scottish when he loses Michelin stars' Ramsay.

Sadly, no reply yet. Nae bother, 90 days and 90 celebs still to try!

Day #12

Friday's celeb is Carol 'Changing Rooms and changing lives' Smillie.

No response from Carol as of yet. But not to worry, 89 days and 89 famous Scottish folk still to annoy.

Day #13

Today I tweeted Judith 'I wonder if she's conflicted when she reports record high temperatures cause it's nice but also we're killing the Earth' Ralston.

No reply from Judith as of yet. No worries, 88 days and 88 celebs still to try!

Day #14

Today I set my sights on George '5k minute? no one can run a 5k that fast' Bowie.

Nae reply from Georgie boy yet but never fear, 87 days and 87 celebs still to try!

Week two done! Huge thanks to...

@emelisande
@martin_compston
@AnnieLennox
@GordonRamsay
@carolsmillie1
@JudithRalston
@GBXANTHEMS

For being thoroughly nice and not blocking me (although I have to imagine most have muted me). Week 3 starts tomorrow!

Day #15

Today's celeb is Henry 'Ian, his middle name is actually Ian' Cusick, aka Desmond fae Lost.

No reply from Henry as of yet. But no problem, still 86 days and 86 celebs to try...

Day #16

Today I tweeted Ronni 'I mind watching her on the telly growing up but I didn't say that as I didn't want to make her feel old...er than me' Ancona.

Nae reply from Ronni as of yet. Still, 85 days and 85 celebs left to try!

Day #17

Today I tweeted Jamie 'I'm fairly sure my girlfriend would dump me if it meant she could be best pals with her' Genevieve.

No reply yet from Jamie but no bother, still 84 days and 84 celebs to try

Day #18

Today I tweeted Sean 'while I was googling him to get a pic for this, I saw someone's posted a photo of his feet and that's quite frankly more than I wanted to know' Batty.

No reply from Sean yet, but no bother! 83 days and 83 celebs to go...

Day #19

Up next is Nicky 'I felt I had to address him as Nicholas, Nicky just felt too informal?' Campbell.

No response from Mr Campbell as of yet. But no worries, still 82 days and 82 celebs left to try!

Day #20

Saturday's celeb is Gillian 'I would highly recommend watching the Harry Hill TV Expert of the Week clip with her in it on YouTube' McKeith.

No reply from Gillian so far. No bother, 81 days and 81 celebs still to try.

Day #21

Today I tweeted Andrea 'some kind of Loose Women joke here' McLean.

Nae reply from Andrea yet. No bother, 80 days and 80 celebs still to try.

Week 3 done. With thanks to...

@hicusick
@RonniAncona
@jamiegenevieve
@SeanBattySTV
@NickyAACampbell
@GillianMcKeith
@andrea_mclean

No replies yet but no one's blocked me I don't think . Still 80 to go. Definitely underestimated how long this would go on for

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Day #22

Nae reply from Mr Cinnamon as of yet...